The excerpt paragraph made me look up and stare at my wife for three solid minutes waiting for them to return to the couch. I couldn’t move on with my life. I had to read it aloud to them to their audible disgust and then they read all the comments with unbridled delight.
Now we keep repeating “Like Zorro.”
The Bad Sex Awards are a gem. You don't have to be male to be nominated.
I legitimately thought the passage exerpt from his book was meant to be satire, then realised that this seems to be a real exerpt from a published novel. With worse sex scenes than I've seen in fanfiction written by teenagers, many of whom haven't even HAD sex.
As a professional writer you can't really expect that nobody is ever going to comment on what you write. Especially if you write sex scenes that are uh...interesting or pretentious.
