Pleasantly Surprising Contrast

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

so what you want to do is go to Settings > Twinks > Manage My Twinks, then right click on That Twink and set the Obliterated setting to true

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

idk what yall are mad about the new Lies Your Older Cousin Tells You machine is working great

Happy horse on mars day

yall are so fucking weird about gnc people. a woman wears a suit and she's "conforming to the patriarchy". a man wears a skirt and he's Secretly A Trans Egg. have you considered It's Fabric

assigned baby at birth

all babies are bastards

No creativity no innovation no nothing. Just dead minds where a living organ once sat, torn out in pieces by an unfeeling machine in the name of shares.

Solid medications (pills) really do be coming in two varieties - edible plastic, and smarties (derogatory)

if I see one more "why age verification is bad" post that doesn't even bother to mention that locking young people out of huge sections of the public sphere - literally the stated goal and primary impact of this shit - is wrong in and of itself I will simply start hitting people with bricks

yes yes biometric data privacy blah blah adults can hypothetically by harmed by this too. what about the immediate and deliberate and not at all hypothetical harm to youth. why are you acting like a potential data leak about what your face looks like, which if it ever happened would at least be generally recognised as a problem, is a more serious issue than cutting millions of people off from information and community and public expression which is happening right now in the open with large scale support

it's got the stench of fucking "banned books week" on it. thousands of adults congratulating themselves for reading books literally no one is trying to stop them from reading while doing nothing to improve access for the young people who are the ones actually having those books made off-limits to them.

toby “nippon” fox has used foul homestuckian tricknology refined for years in hussies secret evil underground dojo to make women i know want to fuck barney the dinosaur

My ancestors died because they were born a long time ago