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Love Begins
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Mike Driver
YOU ARE THE REASON

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Jules of Nature
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EXPECTATIONS
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Not today Justin

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hello vonnie
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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I *desperately* want to see a scene of little AJ Padalecki in first grade, trying to do a βThis Is My Familyβ presentation for show-and-tell, complete with a family photo album. It would be SO unhinged.
βThis is my dad, Aiden Padalecki. He is a UFC fighter. He can definitely beat up all of your dads.
βThis is my mom, DJ Vance. She sells jewelry, and if you want to buy some, she attached this QR code to the back of my album. Sometimes it turns your skin black but she says thatβs good for you.
βThis is my grandma, Aunt Deborah. Sheβs famous and very beautiful and says that you should never cry because it gives you forehead wrinkles.
βThis is my Aunt Kathy. Aunt Deborah says itβs really important to learn to read because Aunt Kathy never learned how, but my mom said Aunt Deborah is just mad because Aunt Kathy stole her husband.
βThis is my Aunt Ava. Sheβs my godmother and she lives with Aunt Deborah. Sheβs Aunt Deborahβsβ¦cre-at-ive part-ner. Thatβs what my mom said. I asked my mom if that means theyβre married and Mom said no and then yes and then said itβs complicated. So I asked Aunt Ava and she said that Aunt Deborah is her hot sugar mommy, and Aunt Deborah smacked her shoulder and said βYou WISH.β So I donβt know what that meansβ¦β
*AJ is quickly ushered back to his seat to confused and concerned applause*
(credit for the βsugar mommyβ bit goes to my Hacks bestie @streepytime )
ah yes, hacks (hbo). the classic strangers to friends to enemies to friends to strangers to friends to enemies to best friends to fake lovers to soulmates
SAY THAT
Ham Ham Heartbreak Good Game.Β

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Happy Pride Month to the World's Stinkiest Hamster. Let's all work hard to make him miserable!
got hit with a random wave of nostalgia today
I am cringing even to ask, but help me find 2 fics? Both were Kim Possible/Shego. Both on Ao3.
One was a rooftop chase that was actually an Esurance commercial.
The other was, I think, more than one chapter. And I think Drakken flooded a city? And I don't really remember much about how the romance was developed, but at the end (I think) something romantic between Kim and Shego was caught on camera during the mission and people were all π²π²π².
Found the second one; it was Alone, Together. Still need a hero to tell me the first one.
That boy is going places.
Random Sunrise on the Reaping Thoughts (currently read chapters 1- 14)
Pg. 35: "The moment our hearts shattered? It belongs to us." Beautiful line; 10/10
Chapter 9; Plutarch's House: Why doesn't Haymitch simply kill Snow? I guess someone could analyze this through the lens of like... When you live your life under oppression, even when you *see* weakness in the system, its hard to believe it can truly be defeated? Or something. Idk. And not to say killing Snow would bring down the Capitol at this point. Just that.... Haymitch totally could have wasted this guy.
Lenore: Whhhyyy did they name her Lenore, *specifically* from The Raven? That would be me like... naming a daughter Juliet while saying, "Idk! :)) It's just a nice play and so romantic :)) teehee"
Pg. 122: "She said quaff means to drink, usually something with alcohol. And the guy telling the story in the song is trying to stop thinking about how he lost his true love." Omgggg; screaming, crying, throwing up
Pg. 130: "'On the good side,' he continues, 'with you out of the picture, Lenore Dove and your family should be free to enjoy long and happy lives.'" screaming, crying pt 2, omggg, Haymitch. Beetee literally *told* you, Snow is literally *telling* you that if you win, your family dies

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haymitch: love is love <3
clerk carmine: yeah, but not your love. get AWAY from my niece.
im rereading catching fire before reading sunrise on the reaping and thereβs a little detail i didnt remember and it is that haymitch was sending the other victors messages through bread in the arena, so finnick was very fixated on any bread that arrived. but katniss of course doesnt know this so sheβs just kind of annoyed by it, like finnick is counting the little rolls to figure out the message and katniss just goes βfinnick and his fucking bread againππβ
Malevola from Dispatch π
Dear probably dead Wynonna Earp fandom,
I'm coming to you on my knees, hat in hand.
I need fanfiction recs but I unfortunately have a very specific idea in my head and its making me feral.
Okay. Okay. Can anyone link me a fic with the following:
-Waverly/Nicole obvs
-Mostly canon; season one but slower
-I want the inbetween scenes, stretched out. Waverly coming to terms with liking Nicole. Lots of heart fluttering, yearning, tripping over words, embarrassed, flirting, omg our hands touched moments
-Slow burn and sooooo many chapters
Does that exist? Can you help me?

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The brotherhood didn't deserve him.
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"chell solving test chambers is like sex for glados" well known, basically canon with that bit in portal 2 where they established that glados's body has a built in pleasure response to completing test chambers
"chell solving test chambers is like sex for chell" groundbreaking, deeply fascinating implications about chell, opens up new and innovative forms of lesbian sex