“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

I think it's one of those normal non-corrupted amulets and I'm glowing green for unrelated reasons

canaries were used in coalmines due to their incredibly hard beaks, they could break through stone as well as any pickaxe

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

morning/night person is a false dichotomy because its impossible to have any energy at any point of the day

I just think we all deserve massive home libraries and a couple swords, as a treat

literally we are not free until all women can go topless the same as dudes

you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.

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i hope you write (i hope we both write)

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