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life advice with yoongi
yoongi: maybe if you sucked dick the same way you suck the fun out of shit, you’d still have a man. til’ next time, folks

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I just read your whole blog instead of sleeping and I have no regrets
You da best 💓🥂
I DO HOPE MY POSTS OFFER A LITTLE BIT OF HAPPINESS TO EVERYONE. I’m glad that you found them amusing, thank you so much. 😭
yoongi: if the apocalypse happened right now, i would just pass away. why do people in movies always have so much will to live?
jungkook: if you’re short, you were born from pre-cum
jimin: what the fuck is that suppose to mean
jungkook: don’t try to argue with me, half-nut
yoongi: some of you guys are the reason why we have instructions on shampoo bottles

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hoseok: i make bitches laugh just to see if they’re missing teeth
seokjin: i eat twice as much meat, just so that one vegan thinks he or she is making a difference, is actually making no difference at all
taehyung: if you close your eyes while holding a warm pancake, it’s almost like holding hands with a real person
seokjin: remember to take care of yourself and drink lots of water!
jungkook: no
seokjin: then become the dirt i walk on
yoongi: say yes to drugs
hoseok: say no to drugs
namjoon: it doesn’t matter what you tell drugs. cuz’ if you’re talking to drugs, you’re taking drugs

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jimin: the food is too hot, i can’t eat it
jungkook: you’re too hot and i can still eat you
jimin, blushing:
jungkook winks at jimin:
seokjin: one meal. i just want to have ONE peaceful meal
[ bts playing among us ]
jungkook calls emergency meeting: jimin
jimin: ???
jungkook: do you have a phone number
seokjin: really. you called an emergency meeting to ask for the dude’s phone number?
[ seokjin is taken as hostage ]
kidnappers speaking on the phone line: give us $1,000,000 in exchange for your guy’s safe return
seokjin: i am worth more than that! make it $10,000,000!
yoongi on the other line: HYUNG SHUT THE FUCK UP
namjoon being romantic: i wouldn’t even need the starry sky anymore because all i could do was look in her eyes
vs.
jungkook being romantic: her eyes were the color of potatoes
Namjoon: do you take constructive criticism?
Jin: i only take cash or credit

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Jin: ok boomer
Namjoon: hyung, you're older than me?
Jin: its about the vibes, boomer
no one:
jinkook in an argument: