The Artist Formerly Known As Binch

Women be like "I'm fighting demons" and the demons are bad adaptations of jane austen's novels.

I need nothing in this life like I need Carly Rae Jepsen to cover Everytime We Touch

imagine being able to listen to carry on my wayward son, objectively a fucking banger of a song, without inflicting psychic damage on yourself 

carly rae jepsen and abba have this thing in common where they make your blood feel carbonated

Kids will chase each other and make the kinda sounds you'd make if you were being gutted and skinned alive for fun

if youre "career driven" fucking grow up. im hanging out driven. im goofin off driven. im grabbin a bite driven

I love this meme because I think humans 10,000 years ago or 100,000 years ago would also like it

not enough men named hieronymus these days

I've had enough I'm gonna start trapping people in oil paintings

seeing everyone now in love with andrew garfield is so funny cause he’s been tumblr’s princess diana