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The idea of spontaneously getting on a train and going somewhere far might be romantic in another country but England is too small for that. Pull an Eternal Sunshine and go where? Fucking Slough? Go to fucking Slough and get a fucking boots meal deal?
i only understand about 60% of the words in this post but i still think its funny
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brian's so tiny and cute ^_^ ...i could just grab him and stick him in my bra! XD
You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care
this is how new yorkers @ mamdani
The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if youβre queer enough to be there because theyβre too busy thinking βitβs so hot outβ and βwhy is this lemonade 12 dollars?β
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i've searched every combination of words imaginable and i still can't find that gif of the german star trek parody where gay spock is quickly drinking coffee and smoking freaking out PLEASE send it to me i need it urgently
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guys that only read self help books are so cringe. like bro all books are self help books the characters make the mistakes so you dont have to. After reading oediupus rex i knew to not do that
imagine u meet louis de pointe du lac at the club and u offer him a sip of ur white monster and he says No thanks I already have one of those
Comments from an old pokemon fanfic where ash dies
if he has abs he doesnt care about you
men with abs arenβt capable of love
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How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.
"Dangerous"
they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
It just shifted to spanking your puppyβs ass, to make them take that thick knot. Like the good little play thing they are.
i don't really think it's like that at all
the worst person you know thinks they're super empathetic. the kindest person you know thinks they're fucked up and evil
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me: βyeah I dated a guy in high school who came out as gay. it was before i knew i was a boy so needless to say it didnβt work outβ
coworker: βdamn dude was preorderingβ
other things this coworker (who is a cis guy) has done/said:
βgot confused about why Iβd never been a boy scout because he forgot i was trans
βtold me he was gonna get top surgery scar tattoos to match me after i get mine
βlaughs at all my trans jokes, even if theyβre supremely unfunny
βcalls me big dog (and him little dog) even though he is about as tall as two of me
β βI canβt believe she would say that transphobic thing to you. In June? Pride month?β
Once I said "My gender is whatever's funniest at the time" and my coworker stops dead in his tracks, turns slowly and says "So are your pronouns honk/honk?" killing me instantly
I was talking to a friend I knew before I transitioned about my new relationship (my first one ever!) and I said "Yeah, I think I only indentified as aro/ace most of my life because I didn't have lesbian as an option" and he looked me dead in the eye and said "Oh? Why not? ...Ohhh"
Then he said "You know, I completely forgot you weren't always this way. Femininity really suits you" and let me tell you I started tearing up
Of course, not ten minutes later I mentioned that I had to relearn how to sing and he said "oh no, what happened?" so he might just be a little slow
Update on that friend: a bunch of people sent me "he's a little confused, but he's got the spirit" gifs in response to that story. I can tell you now with certainty that she definitely has the spirit, and she's not confused anymore
i feel like im pretentious about repression or whatever like oh they can identify and name their repressed desires thats like the boring level one repression wheres the level of repression where they cant even begin to contemplate their own desires because contemplating them is a slippery slope to actually having desires which is a slippery slope to everything
