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maybe if you have to give your baby jesus a rapist mother and an adulterous father and stuff him in a convent for fourteen years surrounded by praying balding old monks, closely monitor his companions during the grail quest and remove anyone deemed "unworthy" of his company, bleed out the only girl his age he liked and then kill him off before he ever reaches adulthood, your perfect chaste knight isn't perfect and chaste at all.

Middle Welsh lit King Arthur: We’re playing a drinking game, if me and my band of roving knights with magical powers outdrink this giant, he has to convert to Christianity.

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.

Gay sex would not, and actually did not, fix Lancelot. Transition however…….

Arthuriana is really good if you want to fuck Lancelot. From a reader standpoint I mean, in-universe, wanting to fuck Lancelot is half the problem

AO3 appreciation post!! reblog if you love archive of our own

my hands hurt

Arthyuriana guys, we need more Arthyuriana...