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i just spent a few minutes trying to remember that uneatable isn’t a word because i forgot that inedible existed

i really just want to sleep but my body isn’t cooperating tonight

what disney movie do i want to watch tonight?

timmy chalamet nook, am i right

turned the coffee maker on and left the room only to come back and notice the cord had been unplugged

all i’m saying is that if i had taken my flintstones vitamins as a kid this probably wouldn’t be happening

every joint in me is screaming i’m too old to function today

i spent weeks telling myself that as a grown man i wouldn’t fall on the animal crossing bandwagon. today i caved. i’m still a grown man, but i’m now a grown man amongst the cherry blossoms

told zayn he can shave my eyebrows off if his hair falls out, seems pretty even and i like to live life on the edge