Oh huh

a slaughterhouse. an outlet mall. slot machines. fear of god. you know the usual

Fun how the bystander effect was coined to cover up how cops are bigoted cowards who let a queer person die and stockholm syndrome was coined to cover that the cops handled a hostage situation so badly the hostages trusted their captors more than the cops.

Something about both Phil being a performative emo in hopes of attracting a cute emo boy and Dan loudly posting about all of his and Phil's shared interests to lure him in is so funny to me. They weirded each other in

if you build “community” around hating other people, just know that the second you step out of line—regardless of your moral uprightness or the hypocrisy on their part—you’re the next person they’re going to tear to pieces.

phil leaking that the firsf pinof kiss is real and was at some point just sitting there unlisted on his youtube channel on a random saturday. happy pride month 2: electric boogaloo

THEY FUCKING KISSED WHEN FILMINF THE FIRST PINOF ARE WE FUCKNG JOKING RN 😭😭😭😭😭

wdym there’s an unlisted video of dan and phil kissing during pinof?????

This is stupid! Were you born yesterday? (the mayfly’s big limpid eyes fill with tears as it looks at me) oh god I’m so sorry oh no oh god

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

genuine writers getting wrongly accused of using ai because of witch hunt and proper grammar/structure in their works must be what being a woman in the 1600s who is wrongly accused of being a witch because she can read and is intelligent feels like

i love my incorrect song interpretation #myincorrectsonginterpretation

(clutching my side) ARGH! they shot me!! *Pulls my hand away to reveal pink glittery gel pen ink*

currently liking the character so much that all I can do is pace around my darkened house saying "they make me die"

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog