Crime Child

my worst habit as a writer is that i lovveeeeee to expand on families as character and worldbuilding but then i have to sit here like. is there any possible way for me to introduce "has an aunt whos a postal worker and single mother trying to bounce back from a recent divorce' into the narrative. can i naturally drop my aunt lore. its important to me.

Happy Moon Landing Eve! Remember to leave out milk and cookies for Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong, and don’t let Michael Collins convince you to prank NASA!

If Tumblr is still here next July 19th, I fully expect this post to obliterate my activity feed.

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

i think there is something fundamentally wrong with me but that's okay

i know they say no one is coming to save you but why the fuck not

if you fall from grace enough times eventually you’ll get really good at sticking the landing

something something the fact that this is the best photo we've gotten of lily's engagement ring and it's on george's finger