the uncommitted

space is weird

Did you know that if you put Saturn in water it would float? Or that we are moving through space at the rate of 530km a second? Or that the moon is drifting away from Earth? What about that the light hitting the earth right now is 30 thousand years old?

thanks nasa

THE ONLY REASON THERE’S “NO HOPE FOR THIS GENERATION” IS THE ONGOING THREAT OF A THIRD WORLD WAR AND NEVER-ENDING HATECRIMES DUE TO THE FAULTS OF THE GENERATIONS BEFORE US, NOT SELFIES AND TECHNO MUSIC

Not to mention massive, likely irreversible, climate change and an economy that is completely fucking wrecked and reduces the vast majority of humanity to the status of wage slaves.

Not risking it

this is actually sounds like me

*bing* in glass

Smacked it into another dimension

my law teacher built a ten foot fence because he hated his neighbour, but the city made him take it down because theres a five foot limit on fences, so he poured five feet of concrete on the ground and then built a five foot fence on top of that and the city tried suing him because it was ten feet but they lost because the actual fence was only five

WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID THIS GET NOTES

because your law teacher defeated the law 

omfg scrolling your dash in public is like playing russian roulette with a gun made of gay porn

It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing

Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course).  Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.

Amazing.

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS CAT.

AND THE WAY IT NODS OMG