s e m i d e u s i s s e s

Some cute doodles from the trainwreck of a movie Sea of Monsters!

Percy: How poignant.

Clarisse: If you were my housband, I’d poison your coffe.

Clarisse and the zombie soldiers.

percy: waddup my name’s jared i’m nineteen and i never fuckin learned how to read // i am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand

annabeth: iridocyclitis

grover: *plays recorder aggresively in car* 

nico: hey how ya doin well i’m doing just fine i lied i’m dying inside

will: WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?!!?11!! THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!11???!!

clarisse: next time you fuckin push me imma fuckin rip your face off BITCH

jason: stop saying i look like chicken little. he’s dumb, and he’s a coward

piper: all i wanna tell you is: school’s not important. be whatever you wanna be. if you wanna be a dog, WOOF, ya know?

leo: i love myself. even though i look like a burnt chicken nugget, i still love myself

frank: can i get a waffle? can i PLEASE get a waffle?

hazel: i love how people are telling me i’m like 2, 9 years old; i’m 11 so shut the fuck up

It’s gonna be bloody murder she wrote!

Carter and Sadie being… siblings

Read Sadie first