queen of the castle

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

I will create the world's first ontologically evil baseball team

the LA dodgers is already a thing so you'll have to make the second evil baseball team

ever since i learned abt the concept of networking i knew i was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way

galinda is such a socialite it drives me to madness sometimes. 'galinda upland of the upper uplands' like can you imagine how many times she's pulled this line at someone's summer house to a crowd she wants to ingratiate into because they're upper-upper uplands. already down two bottles of ridiculously expensive champagne, about to totter off and play golf so she can graciously let the most valuable person to her family win, all the while some old man that she can't be rude to under any circumstance unsubtly tries to get her to marry his son? of the upper uplands? THOSE upper uplands?