Fun Games Friday: Rank the Konoha 13 from least to most likely to get their hand stuck in a vending machine. :)
Ok so listen up I have exactly in mind what's gonna happen:
13- Sai, because my boy slim af. I can imagine him avoiding getting thing from a vending machine at all .... so,... (And his slim hands would probably get it out, ngl)
12- Sasuke, sweets? Yes. Embarrass yourself because you wanna eat 'em? No, forget it.
11- Shikamaru, probably because he wouldn't care it's annoying to type in the number in the first place. That's a problem he's not gonna be confronted with. Not coming near that thing.
10- Neji, he would go for a snack but ugh, if it gets stuck it gets stuck .... It's DESTINY. Not trying to do something about it.
9- Tenten, frick this machine! Prepare for Tenten to slice it open or turning it into dust. She is not using her hands to deal with this problem. She has her jutsu, very helpful.
8- Sakura, this lady is brutal and we know it the vending machine is not going to survive her anger. Probably like above (hehe) she's going to end up turning it into dust. Snacks flying around (Choji, Kiba and Naruto appreciate)
7- Shino, My boy does not like sweets as much. But if he gets something and it gets stuck ... no problem at all get some bugs and it's out. Very helpful. But without the bugs I think he could be clumsy and have some problems getting his snack out of the machine.
6- Ino, so basically it's the same as with Sai. She probably would get something from a vending machine, but would be to embarrassed to do something about something getting stuck. She knows she would not get it out of there. But if she is angry... Oh boy be prepared seeing her shoulders deep in the vending machine having a FIGHT with it.
5- Hinata, we know she's into sweets. Ramen eating queen and snack destroyer. If she throws her money in there, the machine is going to give her snacks¿? She would be very secret about it and act normal if someone passes by, but she is desperate getting it out of there. (If someone sees her she is RED, and I mean TOMATO KINDA RED, don't disturb her!!)
4- Lee, he wants his protein bar. Like come on he's has another training session with Gai in 10 minutes. He's going to take it as a challenge, but in the end if he gets stuck, (what he most likely will) it's gonna be with his leg.
3- Choji, my chonky man. He loves this machine providing snacks everytime he passes by. They have an emotional bonding ngl. So, if his snack gets stuck he is gonna comfort the machine and is going to politely ask if it's ok if he tries getting it out. (#HandsToBig) Poor guy ist going to get stuck. He's not gonna be mad about it. Nice guy 10/10.
Now... listen to me ... It's difficult to choose a number 1, that's why Naruto and Kiba share the 1st place. In the end, they both going to end up stuck.
1- Naruto, Ramen eating King and snack vacuum. He is straight up dumb about solving this problem. He is going to end up with half of his body in the vending machine crying for help. He is not going to get it without help.
1- Kiba, listen to me: Dog man hungry, dog man food. So Kiba is desperate about getting his snack. In the end he is gonna end up with his head in the machine trying to catch his food that he's pushing with his hand. So same as with Naruto.
(They are probably end up in the machine completely, waiting for the next person to free them(
Also, it was probably Kakuzo installing the vending machine. MONEYYYY ya know? He plotted all of this. just saying....