Emma: It'll be great!! I mean, it's such a popular book, so it's bound to have tons of fans from the start.

Emma: Plus a real cutie made it.

Emma: aka you.

Selena: That's definitely the issue. It's such a popular book with so many fans, that I don't want to let them down.

Selena: Gosh, look at you. Promise me you'll watch it and be honest.

The media can go fuck themselves, they’re all just a bunch of drama queens. What was that thing recently… - oh! Yeah, the whole ‘big news’ on how Kendall Jenner’s got acne? Like…. what the hell, why would anyone ever think it’s a good idea to write about pointless shit like that?! Your extra pounds, your consequence of an awesome time by yourself. I’ll fight them if they dare to try and turn it into a scandal. 

True, very true, over dramatic drama queens is about that. Doesn’t help that people are interested in reading anything negative about anything. People get off on the fact that celebrities go through things. It’s like we make them feel better about their lives. They forget we’re human just like anyone else, with feelings and emotions. Yes, there we go, if they turn on me, Sophie Turner will come to kick your ass. They won’t know what hit them. 

You’re not wrong. I would definitely count that as a perk, but I also would like to hang out with you.

Well I’m good if you wanna hang out. Name a time and place, Zayn. 

This just sounds like every reason imaginable to go grocery shopping while hungry, I’m envious. It puts my wine and chocolate night to shame and I feel like a failure! Anyway, how are you, sweetie? Long time no see!

I buy too much stuff though. Sure, I technically probably don’t need to shop for a month, but half of it is junk, and I’m gonna have to work extra hard at the gym. Which maybe isn’t a bad thing. Wine and chocolate nights are classic! There’s nothing wrong with them, I have them at least once a week. Hi, babe! I’m good, keeping busy but good. 

Emma: YOUR NEW SHOW LOOKS SO GOOD

Emma: I SCREAMED DURING THE ENTIRE TRAILER.

Selena: AHHH don't make me nervous. I'm so excited!

And sprinkles! You can’t forget the sprinkles.

How could anyone forget sprinkles? Those are basically always a given, so you know. I want a funfetti cupcakes or funfetti donuts. 

I find it adorable how some people talk to me as if I were as stupid as my character in Parks and Rec. I’m not, FYI. I’m more stupid…on occasion. Considering how badass I look while guarding the galaxy and making friends with raptors, it doesn’t matter.

I understand that, well, people don’t talk to me like I’m stupid, but a good portion of people still act like I’m 13 years old, so if I wear anything risque, if I say anything that’s not so innocent, I look like this horrible person. Some people haven’t realized I’ve grown up in the last several years. Though I highly doubt you’re more stupid, you just want us to believe that so you can catch us off guard. 

I feel like it’s more fun to go grocery shopping when you’re hungry. I mean, you may spend way more than intended. But at least you’ll have a great supply of food in your pantry for when the cravings strike. But now you’re making me very hungry and I’m about ready to come over and eat all of your food. I say you should do it. I’ll grab a sparkly dress out of my closet as well and join you if you’d like company.

I always end up buying way too much shit that I don’t need. Ten boxes of Pokemon shaped macaroni and cheese? Who needs that many when it’s just cooking for myself? I should be stocking up on fruit, which I did, I got a ton of grapes, blueberries, some vegetables. But, seriously, the amount of junk food and crap I got is ridiculous. However I did buy my Flintstone vitamins! Gotta make sure my inner five year old is happy.  If you wanna come join me, I won’t say no, sorry if I’m a little tired, James kept me up late last night. All his fault. 

I feel your pain. Every time I think I can handle it I end up eating a donut or two while food shopping. 

Oh donuts, now I need donuts. The yummy ones with frosting hidden in the middle.