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Batman Reptilian #2 (2021)

There isn’t. Every single method has been tried: Being quiet. Blending in. Acting like middle class suburban straight couples. Being closeted and only finding partners who will keep the secret. Having one partner publicly take the role of another gender. (And then acting like a suburban straight couple.) Being ALONE, and just pining quietly for years.

None of it works. When the straights figure out who the gay people are, even if they are abstinent and solitary, there’s a swarm of bigots ready to denounce all queer people as evil, as corrupting children, as causing the downfall of society. A swarm of bigots ready to physically attack them to drive them off. 

There is no polite enough, no ordinary enough, no invisible enough to keep us safe.

So fuck that.

Queer people should act like they want to act. If part of that is going all in for the “I am your worst hellscape nightmare” tropes, that’s part of reclaiming the right to be full members of society. 

And queer people of color have at least twice as much right to ignore all the stupid “don’t do that because you’ll offend people!!!” rules.

What offends those people is queer people of color existing, not whatever they did that got them noticed. The bigots just like to pretend that the issue is “I don’t want to see it” instead of “I don’t want the person who did that, to exist.” 

Cheated on my baby

You can go and ask her

My life is a movie

Bull riding and boobies

Cowboy hat from Gucci

Boy was STEALTH. AND WHAT DID THEY DO TO HIM????? They OUTED HIM. OUT OF REVENGE FOR BEING BETTER AT THE GAME THAN THEY WERE. FOR BEING A BLACK QUEER MAN WITH A HIT. THEY. OUTED. HIM.

Y’all DO NOT get to tell him to sit down and shut up about his gayness when he LITERALLY DID THAT AND WAS OUTED. what happened to the quiet polite gays, you ask?

THEN HE JUST

#does this make kaiba kuzco #is kaiba gonna build kaibaland on top of Yugi’s gameshop

#can we turn kaiba into a llama 

#does kaiba dress in drag?? 

i hate you all 

“You threw off my groove!” 

“I’m sorry, but you’ve thrown off the CEO’s groove.” 

#omg would Marik’s shoulder devil be Yami Marik? 

“Don’t listen to that guy. He’s trying to lead you down the path of righteousness.” 

“I’m gonna lead you down the path that rocks!”

#Rebecca should be the wife

#Ok Ok but Kuriboh would totally be the little squirrel >w> 

“Kurikurikuri??”

“No nonONONONONONO-”

“KURIK URIRIRHR!?”

#The Big 5 turning into animals 

“Get them!” 

“Hey, I’ve been turned into a penguin. Can I go home?” 

“You’re excused.” 

“For the last time, we did not order a Magic Cylinder!” 

“You know pal, you could have told me that before I set it up.” 

#would baby kaiba have blue eyes white dragon plushies? 

i hate all 126,000 of you 

“Hey Yugi, you just missed your relatives.” 

“Yeah, we just sent them up to your house.”

#Kaiba lines up all the yugioh spinoff protags in a line looking for a rival 

“Hate your hair. Your hair. And your hair. Annnnd…” 

“Lemme guess, you have a great personality.”

#And instead of a sewer crocodile it’s some sewer dragon thing..lol…

#The dagger on Bakura’s leg is the Millennium Rod

“Then I bet you weren’t expecting THIS.” 

[SCREAMS OF HORROR] 

“AHA!”

“Oh, okay.”

#So, when Kuzco gets turned into other animals, does Kaiba get turned into other monster cards, like UFO turtle and Fortress Whale since the big 5 got turned into cards?

“Don’t you say a word…” 

#Yami Bakura being sung Happy Birthday?

“ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR~”

“Happy, happy birthday!” “From all of us to you!” “We wish it was our birthday!” “So we could party too!”

“Happy, happy birthday!” “May all your dreams come true~”

“Uh-oh.”  

“Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a waterfall.” 

“Yep.”  

“Dark hole at the bottom?” 

“Most likely.” 

“Bring it on.”