Misunderstanding of the century: your immortal partner accidentally says the wrong name during sex but you don't know that you're reincarnated and that name was yours in your previous life

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Misunderstanding of the century: your immortal partner accidentally says the wrong name during sex but you don't know that you're reincarnated and that name was yours in your previous life

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Periodic rent-lowering-gunshots:
Fiction is not reality.
You can enjoy things in fiction that would be awful in the real world. Like playing a murderhobo in a game! In the real world, being or supporting a murderer-thief would be pretty damn awful, while in the game it's just good fun. Same with anything else you choose to do with the pixels on the screen, like kinks that don't affect anyone real, so they're okay in fiction, but would be pretty damn bad in real life.
No one else is responsible for your online experience. They are required not to harass you, but they are not and never will be obligated to not post about ships, kinks, or tropes you dislike just to avoid you seeing them. It's up to you to blacklist words or phrases, block tags, or even block users as needed to avoid seeing content that upsets you.
No one can force you to read anything against your consent. Any content you don't like seeing can be instantly avoided by closing out of the offending post/fic.
You are not owed an online experience free of discomfort.
Nothing that happens in your imagination can ever make you a bad person. Words you write or read about fictional characters will never make you a bad person.
The claim that media consumption influences real-life behavior is intellectually dishonest and serves only to excuse the behavior of real offenders.
Fiction is a safe way to explore horrifying or confusing concepts. Therapists agree that fiction, even (or especially) about taboo topics is a good coping mechanism, especially, but not exclusively, for trauma survivors. Fiction is to adults what play therapy is to children. This doesn't stop being true if the work in question is of a sexual nature.
Sex isn't an inherently worse or better motivation than anything else. A work written to create feelings of arousal isn't dirty, shameful, or in any way less pure than works written to entertain, provoke moral questions, or for other reasons. And worth noting is that multiple purposes can exist in the same story, especially fanfiction.
You aren't entitled to an explanation for why someone reads, writes, or otherwise enjoys certain works, kinks, tropes, ships, etc.
So there's a ship I'm seeing fairly regularly on my dash that, like REALLY squicks me. It's a NOTP for sure. It makes me really uncomfortable. I'd prefer not to see content about it.
So I blocked the tag.
I did not a) send anyone anon hate, b) post in the tag about how much I dislike it, c) judge the people who DO like it, d) write diatribes about how the ship is toxic and problematic and immoral and the people who enjoy it are problematic and should be cancelled, e) even say what ship I'm talking about or what fandom it's in.
Notice that the onus is on ME to avoid something I'd rather not see. It is not for the people posting about it to change their habits or stop enjoying their thing (so far everyone's being good about tagging but I'm sure some will slip through, that's just life in the big city). My dislike of this ship is a ME thing, and my dislike does not translate to it being inherently bad, or that those who like it are bad, either. Not liking it is not a moral crusade on my part, it's just a personal preference and should be treated as such, and my responsibility to avoid it.
It's not like this shit is hard, y'all.
I don't know why, but I like the idea of humans being to aliens, what cats are to humans...
Alien1: hey, when did you hire a human?
Alien 2: we didn't. They just wandered aboard one day, saying they wanted to "hitch a ride." Then they never left. I think they like it here.
Alien 1: the human distribution system has chosen.
***
Alien stares at the human, who has climbed up a very high shelving unit.
Alien: Human, get down before you hurt yourself.
The humans response is to climb higher.
***
Alien is secretly filming their human, who is spaced out and just staring at nothing.
Alien (whispering): I think the human is about to intercept the brain cell. (Laughter) don't worry human, if it tingles that means it's working.
I will say, I’m not crazy about the witch hunting people are doing on fanfic writers right now looking for AI usage. I’ve seen so many posts being like “this writing is obviously AI look how bad it is” and like, maybe you’re right, but also maybe you’re not. And in the cases where you’re not, now you’re harassing some novice fanfic writer and sending people to go insult them. Idk, I think it’s good to be mindful of potential AI use but also be mindful of writers feelings and that anything AI can do, it does because it stole it from real writers. I don’t think publically posting mistakes that are “too bad for a human to have done” or declaring that because someone posted a lot of chapters in a short period of time they’re Definitely using AI is the way forward here
Not surprised it's happening. Makes me roll my eyes and wanna say "told you so". Like you'd have to have no brain to not predict the consequences of being overzealous about it. It happened with artists so not surprised it's happening here too. Dumb people will always be dumb.

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"Coca-Cola made an AI ad!"
"McDonald's releases AI Christmas commercial!!"
Don't care didn't ask plus here's a beautifully animated ad for a French supermarket that was made by actual artists
I think i've found my own "wish"
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a reminder that ao3 was created as an archive. not a social media.
ao3 is run on fans’ donations. it’s a nonprofit organization, run by fans, for fans. it has no ads. no capitalism or algorithm bullshit.
ao3 allows works that depict all kind of taboo, morally questionable, disgusting, socially unacceptable subjects, no matter how graphic, how explicit it is being portrayed (that’s what tags, warnings and ratings are for!).
ao3 does not have censorship, nor does ao3 allow censorship.

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Gurrek and Sita's sweet, cozy love story is now LIVE!
Five Gifts for the Blacksmith's Wife is a soft orc romance you can now buy from any ebook retailer, or direct from my website in ebook or special edition paperback!
I love this book so damn much ;;
people who write fics. how do you feel about comments on super old ones you wrote like 2+ years ago
I'm on my hands and knees begging y’all to comment. I don't care if you went through my sister's attic and found my twenty year old fanfics in spiral bound notebooks, please comment!!
I don't care if I'm fifty years dead and you find my last work scrawled on the inside of my coffin, grab a psychic and comment!
well, Amazon approved my preorder for Five Gifts for the Blacksmith's Wife almost instantly so now it's up there, with its cover and everything.
HERE IT IS:
Art credit goes to the amazing Yssa Kai!
I am selling paperbacks, and they ARE going to be special and foiled and super pretty (and come with a cute sticker and a hot print)! here's the listing if you want to preorder one.
LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE STICKER! Art by @taylaedraws.
i imagine blade completely forgot what embarrassment and awkwardness felt like until he fell for his darling
blade thinks he's dying for real because of the agony he's experiencing but silver wolf casually remarks that no, it's this little thing called self-awareness.
"you're an old man with zero game," she deadpans. "i'd be cringing too."
blade thinks this attack on his character over. is it true? does he lack this supposed... 'game?' for the first time in ages, he assesses his physical presentation. he appears far more civilized than when kafka and sam plucked him from his mindless wandering. he's made progress since then! he no longer meanders about covered in gore! however, he recognizes his shortcomings (a little too much). blade views himself as an abomination that has no business existing in the first place.
does he deserve to pursue you? it's a question he frequently wrestles with. there must be more suitable partners that aren't 700+ years old, cursed, and wanted throughout the universe. thinking this way doesn't make him feel much better. if anything, highlighting his own shortcomings makes it clear the gap between you is wider than he'd care to admit. you could do better, but selfishly, he doesn't want you to.
so he seeks to charm you in any way he can.
(namely, by staring at you unblinkingly, glaring at others who soak up your attention, and leaving trinkets at your doorsteps).

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“Your name is Blade?” You ask, raising an eyebrow at the dark haired man.
“That’s what I said,” He replied, raising an eyebrow right back, as if challenging you.
You smirk, “Edgy,”
The man, Blade, stares at you blankly for a moment, before a mean smirk pulls at his lips, “Oh you’re a brave one,”
Just something silly I thought of lol
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