oh hey 👋🏽 it’s been about three years (??) since I posted, but here’s my debut novel ‘of wisdom,’ an athena origin story, first in a trilogy, and it comes out september twenty-third 👍🏽✨🏛️🦉🇬🇷
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oh hey 👋🏽 it’s been about three years (??) since I posted, but here’s my debut novel ‘of wisdom,’ an athena origin story, first in a trilogy, and it comes out september twenty-third 👍🏽✨🏛️🦉🇬🇷

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so far, i don’t enjoy The Sims Medieval as much as i enjoy The Sims 3. i do, however, think that this is the best personality trait in any Sims game, period:
best. trait. ever
dr otto octavius arriving to a different universe and seeing spider-man's multi million dollar worth nanosuit
So why is no one talking about how brutal Eeyore was in the original books?
Just look
This Donkey is holding no punches

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When I was little I wanted to be Italian REALLT badly bc I loved the movie cars and specifically had a crush on this fucking THING
Which doesn’t speak English at all, all it’s line are in Italian and it’s name is GUIDO. And everyone knew I was obsessed with Italy in elementary school but they didn’t know why bc I, even as a young autistic child, had the sense to know this was a rightfully so, highly mockable thing. So I would read about cars on IMDB and then one day someone posted a crackfic on the message boards there and it was about this guy getting drunk and beating his wife, and it snapped me out of my fugue long enough to realize how absurd wanting to be Italian was, but then it made me cry really hard and my parents were like ‘hey what the fuck’ and I didn’t have the chutzpah to admit anything so I told them I saw a naked lady online and then they went into the computer and found all the weird south park midi songs I downloaded on lime wire and I thought they were literally going to kill me for about two weeks.
The reason I was downloading South Park episodes and songs on limewire and frostwire was because I was also obsessed with Kenny McCormick and for school we had to make a shitty little website about a world issue, so I found this free platform that doesn’t exist anymore but it was like a horrible little wix site from the mid aughts, and we based my groups theme on global warming. But when we were done with it I repurposed it as a perosnal site and lied about being a voluptuous blonde 19 year old woman who worked at a fictitious restaurant called the lunchbox, and I just wrote about how obsessed I was with Kenny McCormick and my sister found it and was like what the fuck is wrong with you. But she never told my parents. She also found this 80 page story I was writing about buddy the elf and all my weird skater ocs breaking into the moulin rouge, and at one point I was sick of buddy so I had a herd of buffalo trample him in the middle of a city and it was very tragic but jarring and unexpected. And she referenced a part of the story to me and it made me SO fucking paranoid that I wiped our entire, family shared packard bell computer and got in huge fucking trouble for it.
You want your players to figure out your puzzle so you can be all like
But instead they just blow it up or something and you’re like
Either way, good times.
the DM: you find yourselves cornered by the thieves’ guild on one end of the street, and the royal guard on the other. ...this is a pretty deep hole you’ve dug yourselves into! negotiation or surrender may be wise. what do you do?
the party:
( insp. )
When for once your players follow your plot without doing anything unplanned

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When everyone’s low on health, about to die, the healer goes down, and the DM hasn’t even said the villain is “looking rough” yet:
If you find yourself as a player in this situation, it means you weren’t meant to fight the villain.
Ya played ya self
This will never NOT be funny

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I'm not trying to call anyone out but even now the evil seed of what you've done germinates within you
shout out to the funniest tag ive ever fuckin seen