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oh hey đđ˝ itâs been about three years (??) since I posted, but hereâs my debut novel âof wisdom,â an athena origin story, first in a trilogy, and it comes out september twenty-third đđ˝â¨đď¸đŚđŹđˇ
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so far, i donât enjoy The Sims Medieval as much as i enjoy The Sims 3. i do, however, think that this is the best personality trait in any Sims game, period:
best. trait. ever
dr otto octavius arriving to a different universe and seeing spider-man's multi million dollar worth nanosuit
So why is no one talking about how brutal Eeyore was in the original books?
Just look
This Donkey is holding no punches
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When I was little I wanted to be Italian REALLT badly bc I loved the movie cars and specifically had a crush on this fucking THING
Which doesnât speak English at all, all itâs line are in Italian and itâs name is GUIDO. And everyone knew I was obsessed with Italy in elementary school but they didnât know why bc I, even as a young autistic child, had the sense to know this was a rightfully so, highly mockable thing. So I would read about cars on IMDB and then one day someone posted a crackfic on the message boards there and it was about this guy getting drunk and beating his wife, and it snapped me out of my fugue long enough to realize how absurd wanting to be Italian was, but then it made me cry really hard and my parents were like âhey what the fuckâ and I didnât have the chutzpah to admit anything so I told them I saw a naked lady online and then they went into the computer and found all the weird south park midi songs I downloaded on lime wire and I thought they were literally going to kill me for about two weeks.
The reason I was downloading South Park episodes and songs on limewire and frostwire was because I was also obsessed with Kenny McCormick and for school we had to make a shitty little website about a world issue, so I found this free platform that doesnât exist anymore but it was like a horrible little wix site from the mid aughts, and we based my groups theme on global warming. But when we were done with it I repurposed it as a perosnal site and lied about being a voluptuous blonde 19 year old woman who worked at a fictitious restaurant called the lunchbox, and I just wrote about how obsessed I was with Kenny McCormick and my sister found it and was like what the fuck is wrong with you. But she never told my parents. She also found this 80 page story I was writing about buddy the elf and all my weird skater ocs breaking into the moulin rouge, and at one point I was sick of buddy so I had a herd of buffalo trample him in the middle of a city and it was very tragic but jarring and unexpected. And she referenced a part of the story to me and it made me SO fucking paranoid that I wiped our entire, family shared packard bell computer and got in huge fucking trouble for it.
You want your players to figure out your puzzle so you can be all like
But instead they just blow it up or something and youâre like
Either way, good times.
the DM: you find yourselves cornered by the thievesâ guild on one end of the street, and the royal guard on the other. ...this is a pretty deep hole youâve dug yourselves into! negotiation or surrender may be wise. what do you do?
the party:
( insp. )
When for once your players follow your plot without doing anything unplanned
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When everyoneâs low on health, about to die, the healer goes down, and the DM hasnât even said the villain is âlooking roughâ yet:
If you find yourself as a player in this situation, it means you werenât meant to fight the villain.
Ya played ya self
This will never NOT be funny
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I'm not trying to call anyone out but even now the evil seed of what you've done germinates within you
shout out to the funniest tag ive ever fuckin seen
