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it's mostly fake posterity rules. who cares if you microwave your dinners. who cares if you use instant coffee. who cares if you stop watching the show that got boring. we all have a different set of skills and a different life and taking care of yourself is fucking hard.

at the end of your life there will be no final scoreboard. nobody is going to judge you because you brushed your teeth in the shower. there will be no final count of the number of times you had the same meal five nights in a row. there will be no fanfare or party because you won at being a person - and no one will be disappointed that you never understood the point of using paper towels to dry your hands off after washing them.

yeah, in this world, people will put up a fuss. i've noticed some of the biggest fusses are over what you'll put in/on your body. the fact that i will regularly eat deli meat straight out of the bag makes a lot of people genuinely concerned for me. but here's the thing: sometimes that's the only way i'm getting any protein. my doctor says i am doing fine. i'm sticking to my weird snacks and calling it deconstructed charcuterie.

Bunny

૮₍⑅˶•▿•˶⑅₎ა ૮₍´˶ᵔｪᵔ˶`₎ა   ̇ ૮₍ ⸝⸝´ ꒳ `⸝⸝ ₎ა ̇   ૮₍´｡･⩊･ ｡`₎ა  ૮₍´ ˶ ｪ ˵ `₎ა 𓈒 ૮₍ ´• ˕ •` ₎ა 𓈒

૮₍ ˃ ⤙ ˂ ₎ა  ૮₍ ≧ . ≦ ₎ა  ૮₍⇀‸↼‶₎ა   ૮₍ ˃ ³ ˂ ₎ა ૮₍ ⑅ ᐢ..ᐢ   ₎ა  ૮₍ ´ ꒳ `₎ა  ૮₍ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ₎ა

૮₍｡ •᎔• ｡₎ა  ૮₍´˶• . • ⑅ ₎ა  ૮₍｡´ᴖ ˔ ᴖ`｡₎ა  ૮₍｡´ᴖ ˔ ᴖ`｡₎ა  ૮₍ ´• ˕ •` ₎ა  ૮₍´｡ᵔ ꈊ ᵔ｡`₎ა 

ᕱ⑅ᕱ  ⋂⑅⋂  ᘏ⑅ᘏ ₍ᐢ⸝⸝ ›  ̫ ‹ ⸝⸝ᐢ₎✧‧. ₍⑅ᐢ.ˬ.ᐢ₎  ૮₍ ⸝⸝´ ꒳ `⸝⸝ ✿₎ა  ૮₍ ˶ ^ ᵕ ^ ˶ ₎ა ૮⊃៸៸› ㅈ ‹ ⊂៸៸ა

Puppy

૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა  ૮ • ﻌ - ა  𓈒 ࣪૮₍ ๑ • ᵜ • ๑ ₎ა࣪ 𓈒 ૮₍ ´˶• ᴥ •˶` ₎ა ૮₍ ⑅ • ᵜ • ⑅ ₎ა ૮₍ • ᴥ • ₎ა  ૮₍ • ᴥ • ₎ა ૮ ˵• ﻌ •˵ ა  ♡しᐢ ᴥ ᐢし)  ૮ ˶ˆ ᵜ ˆ˶ ა  ૮ ₍◞ ﻌ ◟₎︎ ა

Kitty

ᓚᘏᗢ  /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\  ฅ(＾・ω・＾ฅ) （＾・ω・＾✿)  (^・x・^)  (=^･ω･^=) (=^･ｪ･^=))ﾉ彡☆ (=^-ω-^=)  /ᐠ. ｡.ᐟ\ᵐᵉᵒʷˎˊ˗ ( ⓛ ω ⓛ *) (=🝦 ༝ 🝦=)

Bears

ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ  ʕ ﾟ ● ﾟʔ  ʕ; •`ᴥ•´ʔ  Σʕﾟᴥﾟﾉʔﾉ  “φʕ•ᴥ•oʔ  ʕ*ﾉᴥﾉʔ  ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔσ”  ʅʕ•ᴥ•ʔʃ  ʕノ)ᴥ(ヾʔ  ʕ/ ·ᴥ·ʔ/  ʕ　·ᴥ·ʔ  ʕ·ᴥ·　ʔ  ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ  ʕ♡˙ᴥ˙♡ʔ  ʕ≧ᴥ≦ʔ  ╲ʕ·ᴥ·╲ʔ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ  ʕ￫ᴥ￩ʔ  ʕ•㉨•ʔ(ó㉨ò)ﾉ♡  ʕ´•㉨•`ʔ  ʕ ·㉨·ʔ  ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ  ʕ≧㉨≦ʔ  (✪㉨✪)  ⊂(￣(ｴ)￣)⊃  ʕノ•ᴥ•ʔノ ︵ ┻━┻・・・ʕ ˵ ̿–ᴥ ̿– ˵ ʔ  ᕕʕ •ᴥ• ʔ୨  ʕ •ᴥ•ʔゝ☆  ₍ᵔ๑・ᴥ・๑ᵔ₎

Sheep

꒰๑ˊ ꈊˋ๑꒱  ꒰≗ꈊ≗꒱  ꒰ᵕꈊᵕ꒱  ꒰◡ꈊ◡꒱𝕫𝕫𝕫𝕫  ✩ ꒰≚ꈊ≚꒱ ƶƵ  ꒰ÒꈊÓ꒱  ꒰＝ꈊ＝꒱ ꒰>ꈊ<꒱꒰ºꈊº꒱~~🌸✨  ꒰Φ ꈊ Φ💧꒱ᵉᵉᵉʰʰʰʰʰ??!?!?!  ꒰♡ꈊ♡꒱💞❣️  ꒰ˊ•ꈊ•ˋ꒱ ·˚ * ୨୧꒰˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵꒱⋆｡°✩꒰´•̥̥̥ ‸ •̥̥̥꒱  ꒰⑅ᵕ༚ᵕ⑅꒱˖♡  ✩°｡⋆꒰˶ᵕ ꈊ ᵕ˵꒱♡.°⑅  ✧˖°꒰๑'ꈊ'๑꒱°˖✧  ꒰⑅ •̥ ꈊ •̥ ⑅꒱ ♥︎·°  ꒰꒰๑ˆꈊˆ๑꒱꒱꒰ ๑ •̀ ꈊ - ꒱ ✧

Expressions

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