NBCāS ELEMENTARY SENTENCE STARTERS !Ā feel free to change pronouns, context etc. to fit your muse / situation / whatever you like !
ā i have no designs on the life of your president. ā
ā i suppose if i lived in the age of millard fillmore, i might consider drastic action. ā
ā youāre alive. Ā thatās unfortunate. ā
ā there is nothing on this planet quite so toxic as guilt. ā
ā you got distracted by sand. Ā on a beach. ā
ā speaking of tragic mistakes⦠ā
ā iām dreaming this, right?Ā youāre not seriously waking me up again! ā
ā the telephone?Ā iāve felt compelled to hang up on a good few many people today, i dug it out of the closet so i could do it with more emphasis. ā
ā your romantic inclinations are not a flaw to be corrected, they are a trait to be accepted. ā
ā fairly unimpressive as far as bribes go. ā
ā sorry, i mistook you for a corpse. ā
ā it is, without doubt, my most loathed article of furniture. ā
ā did you change [name]ās ringtone on my phone? ā
ā when i say i agree with you, it means iām not listening. ā
ā i should think anyone might kill, given the right circumstances. ā
ā you look a bit evil. ā
ā he, uh⦠has a process. ā
ā i am dissecting a body in the middle of the night, we are not having a moment! ā
ā thatās me, joke machine. ā
ā you can say āhaving sexā, weāre both adults. ā
ā my little gambit didnāt pay off. ā
ā my life is not that weird! ā
ā i weep for the whole desperate lot of you. ā
ā thatās okay, but i canāt stab her in the thigh? ā
ā he gets carsick. Ā like a six-year-old. ā
ā by my fifth night without sleep, i may have been reaching. ā
ā you know what? Ā i donāt trust you. ā
ā before you say anything, i would like to remind you that iām holding an axe. ā
ā and how is napoleon bonaparte involved? ā
ā what is your damage?! ā
ā you just point and shoot. Ā repeatedly. ā
ā yeah, well, just because you donāt understand something doesnāt mean it isnāt awesome, okay? ā
ā iām feeling a little bit judged. ā
ā you want me to punch you, right? ā
ā youāre not accustomed to being on the receiving end of rebuffings. ā
ā iāve got every confidence that you could brain a man with a metal tube if you put your mind to it. ā
ā tonight, pretty sure this is all i need. ā
ā youāre a liar who lies. ā
ā iām not a deranged lunatic, but by all means, keep pushing me. ā
ā we met your price, i assumed it included freedom from smalltalk. ā
ā the man may have lost a few pounds, but he has all the grace of a drunken mastodon. ā
ā youāve lived with me for a week now, you know i donāt share. ā
ā the pleasure was mine and mine alone. ā
ā thanks to you, weāre still basically strangers. ā
ā i just came here to punch you. ā
ā i hate it when youāre right! ā
ā what do you say, [name]?Ā will you help me? ā