Fuckit

once you start saying “yippee!” you will never stop

love the way david jenkins refuses to apologize for shit just not making sense. how do they get places so quickly? doesnt matter. why is ed wearing full leather wouldnt he be sweating like hell? oh yeah it'd be awful to be a pirate in that, but it's hot, next question. he does not hesitate to just be like. eh who gives a shit. they're in love, who cares about how the boat got there. it's all fake anyway. here watch taika and rhys kiss.

lgbtq people are like "look at my babygirl!!!" and the babygirl is a middle-aged man who has gone through the horrors of life

THIS VIDEOOOOOOO

bro shutup im making up scenarios in my head that will never happen

is this about anxiety or romance

both my guy

how am I expected to act normal when there’s literally sounds

if i were an Ace Attorney murderer I would just do an absolute fuckton of completely random shit to cover it up. i’m talking red paint on the curtains, meaningless coordinates written everywhere, seven different lethal weapons that don’t match the crime left lying about. I’d ride a unicycle there and take a taxi home. I’d put a live goose in the same room as the victim. I’d disguise myself as the fucking president. they only have three days to solve this shit. Good luck figuring my logic out when I have none buckaroo