ARK OF THE COVETED

A lot of you hoes have respritory problems

none of this would be happening if i had married an award winning photographer. different things would be happening. he would be measuring our house and insisting it is larger on the inside. i would be making lemon meringue

wumblr smiling his secret personal smile,the smile that has never graced the pages of vogue,perhaps wumblr was the lemon stealing whore all along

ok those were supposed to be tags

i kind of think the rolling suitcase with hose and wand vacuum style is superior to the all-in-one push-tower type. i think it makes more sense to have the held, moving part of the vacuum be lighter weight and more maneuverable, especially as someone with really bad joint dysfunction in my wrists and forearms in particular, i would like vacuuming to be less weight-pushing because i think its my favorite chore

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

God forbid you ask a pharmacy to fill a prescription

the big thing about colours that most people forget as they grow up is that they are actually really nice to look at if they're good

it's not just me, either, multiple people at my cardiology practice also had to spend idk, maybe ten manhours on this one pill. what's the billing for that look like, in actuarial terms? it's pointless trying to do anything "the right way", you should just skip directly to doing it illegally. this is the same observation that Gaben made right before launching the Steam platform, and he was right

hey guys just a quick update on this. I still have not received these fucking pills so I spent 45 minutes going through 2fa bullshit to log into all three of my different medical platforms i have to use to manage all my shit, ivabradine wasnt on any of them, so i finally dug up the actual prescription in mychart and: the cardiologist sent it to a pharmacy in portland, oregon that i have literally never heard of and does not handle mail order medications. i literally just spoke to this man in a face to face video call a few days ago and he was laughing and smiling and saying everything was fine and taken care of. it was not

3.5% is absurd. not scientific whatsoever, since its my blog as the origin point, but still.