Project Mayhem

Sonic is my only friend

I love the universal gaming experience of “oh this game doesn’t have sitting so I’ll stand on this chair and crouch”

i’ll buy tumblr. how much is it worth, like five bucks or what

honestly if someone tenderly cradled my face i think at this point i would probably blackout

ladies are u all ok

no

I would love to see this movie or story. A creepy looking android that gained sentience and on the run decides to adopt this weird tiny abandoned android which is a haunted doll. They have some cute adventures where the android is all protective and caring to their new friend in their own way and the doll is trying to teach this giant doll how to use his ghost powers in that body and murdering people who pose a threat to them. Maybe complaining about how technologically advanced has changed the world so much and how they feel lost in it despite being here for so long. At best the android thinks the doll is talking about becoming obsolite, and at worst (but funnier) they think the doll is saying how they are literally lost and tells them they have gps so they can take them to where they want to go and the doll is just like this dumb new haunted doll…I gotta protect and nurture it before it dies from it’s naivette. Meanwhile an excorsist and some retrieval squad are tracking them down and they argue about what they’re going up against. Most of the retrieval squad don’t believe in the supernatural and thinks they found another defective android and the excorsist doesn’t understand technology that great so just assumes he’s dealing with two possessed items.

Exorcist: The power of Christ compels you Android: Error 666 Exorcist, crying: THE POWER OF CH Haunted Doll: I̴ ̸W̴I̴L̵L̸ ̷E̶A̵T̷ ̸Y̵O̴U̷R̷ ̶H̴E̶A̵R̴T̵ Robotics Engineer: [changes the doll’s voice box] Haunted Doll: (っ◔◡◔)っ 🎀 𝒾 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝑒𝒶𝓉 𝓎🌞𝓊𝓇 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉 🎀

THIS is swamp culture

Omfg I grew up in a bog and we did this

[My Chemical Romance voice]: When I was…. a young boy… my Father… had what he called the bean jar…

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