please unfollow me right now if you don't support the right to have abortions

Your 30s aren't too late. Don't let nobody tell you that stupid shit.

Your 40s aren't too late. Don't let nobody tell you that stupid shit.

#as long as you're alive it's literally never too late

no DNIs we just post content specifically catered to ourselves that will coincidentally alienate anyone with whom we would not want to interact

Can I be vulnerable with u guys for a moment

don't shave your legs this summer HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

i really do fucking love the train. i sit it goes we arrive etc

Anytime I’m stressed I just think about how I’m not pregnant. Literally takes the pressure right off

I don’t know how to break this to some of you but someone being cringe is not a crime. It’s not even a cancellable offense. Too many of y’all have lost your sense of whimsy and now give off the energy of the popular kids in school who side eyed and scoffed at anyone different. Hiding behind the veil of online anonymity has made some of you really mean for no good reason

The internet has empowered you to express your hatred for others happier and freer than you. You can finally experience for yourself the power the mean popular kids in school had and you’ve become addicted to it. You’re targeting the harmless weirdos of the world instead of the true villains among us, and you’re generating nothing positive to society. You will have retweets from others just as miserable as you, and yet none of them will be at your funeral. Your mark on this earth will be negative and uninspiring.