Let me count the ways.

Accidentally clicking on an AI assistant feels like clicking on a link that’s going to give you a virus.

not now kitten, daddy has to write strange self indulgent fan fiction.

I was fast graceful and gorgeous at the airport like a leopard

Woman murders man in broad daylight

The funniest homophobia I ever experienced was a Mormon lady at my work telling me she would accept me being gay because we have to get along as coworkers but I really should consider not being gay because gay people have sex like animals (especially gay men) and she just couldn't stop thinking about it and how gross we are. She started really getting distressed, near tears, and saying 'I can't stop thinking about it. I can't stop." over and over and miming some kind of sex acts with her hands and I was like ?????? What is happening???? One of the other Mormon ladies had to come over and pat her on the back and help her sit down to help her calm down and our boss gave her the afternoon off due to being too upset to work.

I also cant stop thinking about gay sex at work but i never get the afternoon off because of it :c