Secret Slumber

jesus christ this is spy kids I thought this was some shakespearian story

Shakespeare wishes he had what spy kids has

gaal dornick just IS the protagonist of all time. she mutilates herself and abandons her faith and family to go to the center of the galactic empire to do math, discovers she’s going to save the galaxy instead and is like okay also cool :) the first action she takes upon leaving her tiny backwater home planet is lying to empire. without flinching. she ruins hari seldon’s mastermind plans without even trying. she repeatedly yeets off across the galaxy in a solo cryo pod for decades at a time KNOWING it will take that long and ends up torturing a man for a hundred years and just says whoops. she discovers she’s psychic and then takes over the training psychics institute in like two weeks. she accidentally crafts a situation where she has a daughter the same age as her and is like…how weird :/she decides she needs to make herself a god and is like can i bring my emotional support old man with me for company there ARE two pods. and then he betrays her. every man she meets including a religious prophet, an emperor, the hottest man you’ve ever seen, and a psychic megalomanic is devastated by her and she is in the corner telling a statue she loves him. everyone thinks she’s on a suicide mission and she’s like actually i’ve wanted to kill this man for one hundred fifty years. she gets proposed to and is like… i don’t even know you. shes like twenty five years old and also three hundred and she never has any time!!

“knowing how to write effective AI prompts will be a valuable skill in the future” and what if I skip all that and write the email myself in under 30 seconds drawing from my very own biological database of language and rhetoric (my brain)?