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Can’t believe how fat we are getting!

𝐥𝐨𝐲𝐚𝐥 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐫 ➜ 𝐢 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝟏𝟎𝟎𝐥𝐛𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐫🐽

I didn’t write any of this, just wanted to share it!

THE BLOAT LIST (Here’s the different types of bloat I tried over the years, and there result)

STOMACH CAPACITY TRAINING: -Drink a large glass of water before, and after a big meal, it make each stuffing session much more intense -Eating a head of lettuce before a meal to expand the stomach: It’s not very fun to eat, but it works very well!

SPRITE AND BANANA Pretty good, resulting in a big solid belly. It creates a foam that doesn’t go away instantly www.youtube.com/watch?v=kN9ife… Peoples doing Banana & Sprite are trying to drink a 2 liters bottle in one go, so of course, their little stomach reject it. Just try with a can and two bananas to begin, and work your way up each time. For this method, you can take it very slowly.

COKE AND MENTOS: Use DIET COKE, it’s more effective, youtu.be/iS2vG1o7Op4 , and don’t put it in the fridge, it’s easier to chug when it’s not cold. Use ORIGINAL MENTOS (the fruit one doesn’t work), or Excel/Eclipse Mints instead. They take MINUTES to disolve and keep releasing air! It’s amazing! I use 710 ml, but if you have a large stomach capacity, you can try a 2 liters bottle -First, I put 2 mentos in my mouth. I quickly open the bottle and push the third of its content while I swallow as fast as I can. At this point, I’m inflated from the carbonation, and I can push my belly out and hear it sloshing around. The urge to burp is beginning -I wait a couple minutes, and do the same thing again. It produce a geyser in your mouth that you are trying to swallow immediately. (If the bottle was full, the pressure would make you spit everything out instantly) At this point, I’m full of air and the urge to burp is really strong. I lie down and wait for it to pass a minute, and let my stomach relax. -Finally, I put a last mentos in my mouth, and I chug the geyser until there’s nothing left. At this point, I can’t even push my belly out: the air is pushing to hard. Nothing is sloshing around: I’m maxed out. -Next: Now that my belly is stretched out, time for a big meal! If you could keep all the air in, your intestines will be full of gas, making a food inflation even more impressive. Note that I’m skinny and I see the effect immediately. If you have a layer of fat, the effect might be less visible.

The key information here is to maximize the amount of air you swallow. I heard people says that they ingest several rolls of Mentos in a bloat, but you don’t need that much. Just put one Mentos in your mouth and try to drink from a bottle of Coke which is not full (otherwise it will create a geyser). It will bubble up and you can swallow the foam quickly to ingest a massive amount of air. All that with just a single Mentos. Your stomach will get full rapidly.

CAKE SHAKE: Blend a box of Betty Crocker Yellow Cake mix with a quart of milk, a little at a time so it doesn’t cake up in the blender. (DON’T add eggs!) Drink that down. Then I drink two 8 oz. glasses of water as chaser, to stimulate the baking soda in the mix. (I’m a slim guy, so I used half a box and 750ml of milk) It’s quite filling, leaving you big all day long: the reaction comes later (approx 10 hours). You will fart A LOT, as the chemical reaction happens. It kind of clog your system, while increasing your appetite and stomach capacity, so every meal will build up on top of that It wasn’t painful at all, and quite delicious. As the day ended, I was fully bloated, 10 pounds heavier, with a belly stretch at my maximum (I couldn’t even push my stomach out). It’s really great, but it’s not your typical 1 hour bloat. You have to be committed for an entire day, but it can be very, very effective (I can’t even imagine doing the entire box).

CHEMICAL REACTION: -Pop Rocks and Coke: One of my favorite. Tastes good and is not dangerous. It’s great to hear the crackling noise in your stomach. I recommend. -Vanilla ice cream and root beer: like a root beer floater, it makes a lot of foam growing inside you. Really good and effective. -Swallowing whole Alka-Seltzer with water: It bloat you good, but it’s an analgesic. Only do it when you have a headache. But it works. -Cook 4 packets of oatmeal, then chug 900mlof water: It expand in your stomach, but not very much -Baking Soda and Coke: It bloat you full of air quickly and strongly. It’s a little disgusting and not very good for your system, but it works -Baking Soda and Vinegar: it create a violent foam expanding in your stomach, but it’s disgusting (don’t mix with Coke, trust me)

FOOD/LIQUID: -Water Inflation (drinking): Heavy bloat, free, and you can reach your capacity quickly. Use it as a stomach stretcher before a big meal. -Seltzer water: the carbonation will inflate your stomach without the sugar and caffeine of Coke (HEALTHY!) -Diet Pepsi ans Chocolate Milk: A lot of calories, it really bloats you heavily for a long time. Drink the Pepsi, then chug the chocolate milk. -Ramen stuffing: it expand a little in the stomach, but not enough to be an inflation method. -Mashed potato powder: a guy on a forum said it works for him, it was disgusting and impossible to swallow -A tube of raw cookie dough: I never thought I would say this, but it’s too sweet. Half a tube and I had more than enough. It doesn’t expand that much -Drink half solid bowl of Jell-o: it works, and will have more chance to stay in your stomach, even in large volume -Uncooked Pancake mix: I’ve tried it, but I don’t remember the results, I’ll have to do it again -Half-cooked rice: Eating rice that is still a little crunchy will makes you extremely gassy for a whole day… Be careful! -Eat a big watermelon: A big hard bloat, cheap and good for you!

BLOAT BY GAS: (that one differ from one person to another, but try it out first): -Fiber One Bars. Eat 4 bars or more, and you’ll get a gigantic bloat and fart all day long! -Kombucha Tea (named “Rise” where I live). It’s as fizzy as alcohol, can leave you seriously bloated if you drink a lot -Lentils, dry beans, chilli

ENEMAS: -Water Inflation (enema): The best one to feel full to the max, but, a lot of trouble to setup up and you can’t keep it in for long -Whipped Cream Enema: the compressed air from the air will inflate you up. You may need more than one can. Bloatedboy9 made a tutorial here youtu.be/wtOKP4XtuTs -Inflation with soda carbonation: great idea, you drill a hole in the cap of a coke bottle, use a tube that goes in your rear, and you just have to shake the bottle to produce carbonation that will inflate you. ChubbyInflator had the idea here: youtu.be/7KntaByRIgI

AIR INFLATION -Painful afterward, and dangerous if you go too far. You can try it, but other bloats on this lists are much more pleasant. Each time I did it, it ruined my day with cramps and pain. I personally prefer more candid bloats that you can just burp and go back to your normal activities. BUT, if you like incredibly loud and long fart (which I don’t really), it’s the perfect way to inflate. The best is to use an aquarium pump (slow and steady flow) with the tube going in your butt, or pumps like a bicycle pump. Careful, you have to go slowly to prevent intestine rupture, and you absolutely have to stop if you begin to feel pain. Do at your own risk.

SHOWER BLOAT: A thing I do often, while in the shower, I catch a small portion of the jet with my mouth, and I begin to swallow endlessly. The goal here is to swallow more air than water, to inflate your stomach to the maximum. At one point, I’m so full of air that my throat don’t allow me to swallow anything more. (You could just drink water, but when you reach your maximum capacity with water only, you’ll probably vomit. With this technique, you’ll just have a gigantic belch, and then be OK. You could also just try to swallow air, but I find it hard to do without something in my mouth)

I didn’t try yet: -A gallon of milk -After a meal, take ¼ cup of Metamucil, the fiber with bloat you -Yeast bloat, instructions on pyrotvfun profile page, or the instructions from pineapples123 I received on DeviantArt: “1.5 oz of yeast in a water bottle that i drank a little out of, plus some koolaid mix for flavor and some sugar to feed the yeast. leaving the warm laptop on my stomach makes it almost feels like its growing so quick. chugged about a liter of sweet tea afterwards to clean my throat, so I’m already feeling a bit full.” (I wouldn’t try it, it may be dangerous) -Water through nasogastric tube (that seems dangerous too)

TIPS: -For a big liquid bloat, use those large straw for shake or slosh. You’ll drink a large amount of liquid in no time! -To try once: buckle a belt tighty below your pec or in the middle of your stomach before a bloat, the inflation will be more intense, and your belly will push out even more! -How to suppress the need to burp after a bloat: Close your mouth and only breath through your nose. Wait a couple minutes, and your stomach will relax, expand and adapt to its fullness. It helps to make the best of coke and mentos bloats, where your stomach is full of air

I can only imagine if someone somewhere down my lifespan got so jealous they wanted to prove their worth to me.

THAT THEY JUST LET GO FOR LOVE THIS IS A GOOD DARK FANTASY STORY IN MY OPINION 🤭🤭🤭

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One recent pic for reference! Still baffling to me how much fat I’ve put on since starting my gaining journey and tumblr a year later!

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