#pray for winter soldier movie

i wish i could hear this picture

john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be

he literally called her a bitch so let’s raise the standards ladies and gentlemen

the bar is at the earth’s core 

This is the first I heard of this guy and I think this is the most dramatically I’ve seen anyone’s words taken out of context in quite a while

the most universally sacred childhood experience for milllenials was listening to breakaway by kelly clarkson as we dramatically stared out the window during long car rides

me as a hotel receptionist: *greets guests by playing hotel california but cutting it off right before they say california*

on all levels except physical, i am a little heart shaped candy that says “i’m all yours!” 

the beatles wish. they fucking WISH they had half as much cultural significance as my chemical romance

No offense but these are absolute classic images