thats me!

im at th parking lot attacking people with chains & scythes & shit

Very unprofessional behavior from a journalist

its my day off

today i took diced green peppers, seasoned them with salt and fresh black pepper and baked it at 8000 degrees for 22 hours. i make this whenever i want pile of smoldering ash.

i love you. im pregnant and its toys

what the fuck does that mean. stop. dont fucking say that

ok. gettibg an abortion and its you

once i get taken out back and shot i'll be fine

i m;iss when u could touch a tv and feel its fur

sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

feeling bored i’m gonna dox a fish

ok here goes

ocean

what the fub

theres no cuter animal than generic grey fish 🐟

*covered in blood & in visible distress* i just need to write a list

my blood looks more beautiful than yours it's a more luscious red

edward cullens not gon a fuck you babe

you've picked the right target you're just a decade late this would've ruined me at sixteen