a slug in a rug

hello august you piece of shit

goodbye august you piece of shit

started calling my executive dysfunction issues my board of dysfunctional executives and treating it like a room of frail old white men and it hasn't fixed everything but it sure is fucking funny

alright everyone we need to do the dishes! the DISHES. no, ted, it's not in your phone. ted you have so many apps open. ted how did you download a virus. the nice exiled nigerian prince sent you an nft? thats nice ted. now, about those dishes,

alright on todays agenda: LAUNDRY. yes laundry as in dirty clothes. yeah greg that's a board-level task in this organization. greg its very undignified to throw a tantrum like that at your age.

I kinda lived half of 2023 (maybe more) like a drowning rat in a bucket but this year I'll live like a normal rat. outside of a bucket

what if it all worked out

Oh my God this is so fucking wholesome

“I saw the sunrise for the first time in years” moves me way more than it has any right to

This isn't. Physically possible. The hoop throws.

hi! what the fuck.

NOW I AM BECOME AVOIDANT. DESTROYER OF POTENTIAL CONNECTIONS

self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism