Seaside Cyclops

Crippling debt (1d20x10 silver)

Stone with a hole in it.

Wanted poster (bad mediocre caricature)

Prewritten formal apology. Unsigned.

Ancient coin of ‘no value’.

A bitter rival.

Two false moustaches

Grubby jar of ointment “for horses”.

Letter opener. Mother-of-pearl handle.

Assorted pamphlets for various deities.

Seventeen copper pieces in a sock.

Scowling cameo portrait. Unknown subject.

Clay pipe, unused.

Dried lizard on a string. A charm, according to the seller.

d6 assorted pretty marbles.

Flint arrowhead you found in a ditch.

Dented pewter cup.

Twelve feet of coiled twine.

Fossilised pyrite coiled shell.

Handkerchief embroidered with an unpronounceable name.

Small pouch of a half-dozen nails.

Lock of hair tried with a ribbon. Unknown source.

Heavy book (unknown language) for pressing flowers.

Glass eye.

Small wheel of hard cheese, weighted to throw.

Sarcastic ex.

Set of dentures.

Unmatched ball of socks.

Corked bottle of ‘holy air’.

Promissory note for ‘a favour’, signed by you.

Three dice, one loaded. You don’t remember which.

Pack of grubby playing cards.

Ledger of minor debts you’re owed.

Tightly folded paper with a note – ‘NOT YET’.

Small porcelain egg, painted with an image of an unknown beast.

Skeleton key that doesn’t open any lock you’ve tried yet.

Stick of faintly luminescent chalk

Small flask of vinegar labelled ‘not vinegar’.

A hat that’s a size too large.

Hereditary curse of slugs.

Signet ring bearing a crest you don’t recognise.

Small pewter figurine of a bear wearing a hat.

Bottle of very strong perfume. A little goes a long way.

List of names you don’t know. Most are crossed out.

Signed affidavit confirming you exist. Notarised.

Bundle of ten candles, one blue.

Get-rich-quick scheme.

Baby shoes, never worn (not tragic).

Square of cloth, dyed an ambitious yet doomed shade of purple.

Unpleasant tallow soap.

Tooth of the Questing Beast (cursed).

Small raincloud, trained to return to a waxed bag.

Flask of bad but very strong rum.

Defunct hereditary title (Underwarden of the Eel Ponds).

Blood pact with someone you met once on a ferry.

Bag of dried leaves. Save vs Poison when smoked.

Some stones – maybe good for skipping?

Mystery Jerky – probably edible.

Small knife, only usable for fruit.

Thimble-sized drinking horn made from the tusk of a sabre-toothed mouse.

Portable kettle shaped a bit like a dragon.

Map to buried treasure, drawn from a dream.

Fancy napkin (stolen).

Pending lawsuit – hazy on details.

String of bone prayer beads – carved with unknown symbols.

A grudge, nursed for years, against someone who doesn’t know who you are.

Monogrammed clothing. All of it.

Paranoid suspicion that you’re being followed.

Nice hat, sought by many.

Concerning rash.

Allergy to dust and heresy.

Special carafe that makes potions taste better (false).

Vague prophecy that’s probably about you.

Thesis advisor. Will need updates eventually.

Jarred silence, wax-sealed. ‘75 vintage.

Neatly-folded flag of a foreign nation. You’re fairly sure which one.

Inconvenient, distinctive smell.

Bottle of birdsong, pickled in vinegar.

Pair of batons, knowledge of semaphore.

Embarassing tattoo.

Book of Wylde Beafts – you’ve ticked off the ones you’ve seen.

Family heirloom that several relatives believe was promised to them.

Themed set of cutlery.

Crumpled invite to a very exclusive club.

Tiny vial of deadly snail venom (handle with care).

Snowglobe-sized terrarium containing a ‘bonsai eon’ (roughly five minutes).

Decoy coinpurse for pickpockets. Contains a small lead weight and a rude note.

Double-headed coin.

Jury duty.

Half a map of an unknown location. Poorly-drawn, badly-stained.

Running tab in a bar – not local, but not as far away as you want it to be.

Pocket moondial – only works on nights when all three moons are visible.

A jacket that’s been repaired so much it’s wholly patches.

Tiny commemorative spoon. Date embossed on it means nothing to you.

A heartfelt letter of recommendation. The signatory's name is illegible.

A penpal, and a collection of correspondence from the aforementioned.

Interminable knitting project.

Poorly-calibrated compass which points Narth.

A manuscript that you’re trying to get published.