SeaSalt Scribbles

3 years ago, I wonder if they have gone through all that rice yet…..

This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN

Reblogging for cultural enrichment

I dislike this. 

I know tumblr has accepted the whole “cat’s internal monologue is a desolate Victorian child” thing but what if a cat’s internal monologue was Gollum/Sméagol

-scratching the floor near their bowl- “Nasty, filthy dry foods they serves us. We wants soft, juicy morsels from the canses.”

-sitting in the window- “What’s it doing, precious? What noises it makes with pointy mouth. We wants it…”

“Wicked, tricksy humanses doesn’t feeds us in hours. Must reminds them or we’ll starve. Wait for dinners? Oh no. That would kill us! Kill us!”

-bringing dead animals to owner- “Look! Look! See what good kitty finds! Eat them! Eat them!”

There are many flavors of cats. Victorian child cats and Gollum cats are both equally valid.

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Dude is really just out there firing his arterial blood in a concentrated stream like a Super Soaker at his enemies.

A tiefling rogue, or a thiefling, if you will,

A tiefling barbarian, or a beefling, if you will,

A tiefling druid, or a leafling, if you will

A tiefling divination wizard, or a seefling, if you will,

A devout tiefling cleric, or a beliefling, if you will,

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