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We should hang out soon before one of us evolves or disappears

i think jts unfair that only employees get to wash their hands

lying in front of the street cleaner

did the street cleaner believe you?

it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people

the thing about speaking truthfully from your heart and also being deadpan in your tone is that people will think that you are constantly lying or are being sarcastic. i have never lied about anything ever. except for the times i did lie. but most of those times it was either for the bit or because i thought it would be funny.

the funniest moment in dungeon meshi is when marcille is having her nightmare and brings up her dead bird while also talking about her dead dad, saying “papa and pipi” and laios automatically assumes pipi is marcilles third nonbinary parent on top of her mom and dad

tv from the mid 2000s was so good. if you can look past the everything

Ok*reduces you to a simmer* go rest for a while

not getting enough attention today might blow myself up for fun