ame

being a vampire with DID would suck so fucking bad everyone would ask stuff like "what was it like when they invented electricity" and you'd have to be like i dont knowowww i was having some sort of episode and i think i lived in the forest alone for like a century around the time but im not sure i dont really remember. Then they're like "well you must have had a lot of time to hone skills and learn new ones?" and you're like no not really i cant stick to anything because some other guy in my brain will give it up so i mostly was making finger paintings in caves. and they're like "oh cool are you from like caveman times" and youre like no i was turned during the siege of constantinople 😭 and they're like "oh what was that like" and you're like I DON'T KNOWOWWW

Oh, that's a little extra for a gingerbread cookie but for him fairly normYOU MOTHERFUCKER

love is fucking dead. valentines day used to mean something

I ask spongebob what grilling krabby patties feels like and he says not everything feels like something else

@seaiiy

are you attacking me

yes be nice to urself

you too angel, dont act like you give yourself any grace. i love you, be proud of yourself like im proud of you.