Serpent’s Demise

Genuinely the best depiction of this character ever.

Im weighing in on the discourse. We need to start putting sea monsters on maps again.

i think there might be mold growing inside me

Omg who said that

thank you black mold. thats a wonderful idea black mold.

I shan’t say

This is soooo me lol except delete everything you just said and replace it with a tasteful poem about a beautiful young man with strong shapely arms and a firm curvaceous body

Fit for a prince.

'you have x many followers' those r cadavers girl. corpses. abandoned vessels of blogs who once were. its the apocalypse in there. its me and my 5 mutuals against the world.

This is soooo me lol except delete everything you just said and replace it with a tasteful poem about a beautiful young man with strong shapely arms and a firm curvaceous body

Don’t forget the ability to attempt a backflip at the worst best time.

We all have that one guy we hate doing night watch with on our ship

"I swear to god i just saw something" Ohhh my goddd

I love you ocean, I love you beach, I love you seashell, I love you fish, I love you moon, I love you sun, I love you stars, I love you mermaids, I love you ships, I love you sailors, I love you surfers, I love you weird deep sea creatures, I love you pearls, I love you fossils, I love you treasure chests, I love you houseboats, I love you anchors, I love you waves, I love you sea foam, I love you sea glass, I love you-

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

one hundred and seventy dollars

it is genuinely bewildering to me that adult human beings do not know this but if you are mean to people they will not like you. like tbh they are probably also not going to like you if you are mean to other people but they are definitely not going to like you if you are mean to them. it doesn’t matter if you are funny or if you can use r/aita rules to prove that you are in the right. people simply do not enjoy being treated like shit.

the broken parts make it easier for god to enter your body

Princess treatment??? nah, I want to be a pirate princess, I want money, power, gloryy.

Honestly either of them at one point or another. 🖤⚓️

Lucky posting. He fell for it. There’s no green snack challenge. But he did pick the greenest snacks he could find so good effort.