NOW I MUST RINSE

sometimes i have a dream that reveals such a humiliating desire i have that i genuinely lose a bit of respect for myself

Dont unfollow me I can post about something you care even less about wait

studying history is like. here's to another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be. thank you women who fight for abortion and contraception and independance from men for another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be

the earth hates to see my meek ass coming

sometimes you're genuinely interested in fictional hets but the fan conception of their getting together is so dire & scary [heterosexually married with babies etc] that you genuinely start to feel it would be a happier ending to you if they just died in each other's arms instead

[about a fictional man i really like & even think is good with the woman in question] i need to kill him before he can get her pregnant

torture the character some more. put her in her worst nightmare and don't let her out

You see, when a man and woman love each other very much, and nobody has any concept of "mixed gender friendships", and it's evil to ship them because it isn't yaoi, sometimes they might do something very special called "Becoming Siblings". then they can live happily ever after and talk to each other like they're in a smart speaker commercial.

One great thing about 60s Who, especially Hartnell era is how by the end of each harrowing adventure the characters look suitably fuuucked uuuup. Dirty faces, hair's fucked up, clothes torn...if they've been running through a swamp from a tentacle monster the production really took the time to make it look like they've been running through a swamp from a tentacle monster. Whereas Fifteen manually hurls an ancient Death God into the howling vortex at the center of time and doesn't even break a sweat.

The Unsafe BDSM Practices of Rassilon

i can't express how absolutely important it is that when you make an edgy, brooding, badass character who's tough as nails and good at fighting and whatever, you HAVE to give them at least one reason to become completely helpless and pathetic. you have a panic attack quota to fulfill.