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Mental lists and calculations cut off abruptly when 'Shoreline' leans over and lays a smooch onto Longarm's helm. Shockwave having not expected such a move and thus the slightest of flushes ghosts on pale cheeks. The flash of almost bashful heat gone almost as soon as it arrived.
Once the moment passes, the logic of the move is obvious. A showy goodbye to a new 'client' now that they were back in public.
"Can't wait.~"
He plays back dutifully, ending the show for everyone who was no doubt getting their eyeful. And in one instance Longarm didn't catch, a recording.
It's almost a relief to be out of the pleasure house and into open air when Longarm finally makes his way out. Where it was easier to put certain stirrings aside and ignore them like background noise. Thank you Shoreline, he hadn't needed the reminder of just how long it had been since the last time the spy had gotten laid.....!
Ah, he can practically feel the tabloids lose their collective scrap at such a soft gesture, both those taking any subtle footage and those kicking themselves for missing it. And now, the rumors and paranoia could start. How long has this been going on?! Was he still taking clients? Had Longarm bought out Shoreline's contract at the Pavilion?! Was this one of the final appearances of Iacon's own celebrity? Would current appointments be honoured or assigned to someone else?
Well, whatever the answers, he can see an increase of ticket requests in his HUD for his time.
Perfect.
Golden limo slowing to a crawl and finally, a stop as its turn at the drop off point arrived, and Echo is leaning to look out the window at the great estate that Longarm's invite hails from. Gorgeous home. Beautiful grounds and garden. Plenty of people ushered inside by staff or kept in check by security, all polished to various descriptions of 'a sheen', but all about to be blown out of the water.
.: Just arrived. Heading for the front doors :.
Limousine door hissing slightly as it slides back to allow its occupant out, and 'Shoreline' is nothing but charming smiles as he steps out from his seat; A full sand back and new coat of paint, polished and waxed to a beautiful facet finish, gold inlay accents along the edges of his chassis plates, but it was the sails of ironsilk that truly caught sparks in throats.
It was like he had caught the night sky in a translucent weave, and shrouded himself in it. With every raised servo in greeting to a familiar face, every step towards the usher and their guest list, or every turn to pose for the frantic clamoring of papparazi, and it was a little meteor shower of tiny diamonds catching the light.
Now. Where was his little Shortcake?
"Sounds fair enough." He shrugs lightly.
Shockwave didn't mind cooking- especially if it kept any accidents from happening.
"....we'll play what your schedule will be by audial. Dependent on what tasks I need you to look like you're doing, and what I actually need you to do."
He hums lightly, quickly deciding nebulous details would work best for now. At least until this new partnership of theirs settled into whatever routine it would settle into.
"As for tomorrow, we'll carpool."
Only thing Seacrest is capable of 'cooking' was jelly snacks, and mug cakes, so the spy might find the occasional treat creatively brought to his desk. Now, Longarm said that Seacrest was not to enter the room. He said nothing about wheeled chairs strategically pushed towards desks, or floor cleaning drones directed to drive to a certain 'mess'.
"Cool. Just lemme know what you want. Feel free to also ping me a comm mid conversation if you want me to do something opposite of the verbal chat. I'll take pings as the higher order" Makes it easier if Longarm is mid convo and needs a rapid pivot.
"Afternoons, then.~"
He notes, lightly smirking back. 'Book Club' was all Shockwave had planned, considering the point of their meetings was intel sharing.
"I am indeed asking you out on a date. And do hope you'll shine as brightly as a gemstone for me on that night. The host will survive.~"
The biggest distraction. Steal the show.
Afternoons. Well, at least Echo is good at hiding the clear disappointment that this mech does not want him for his looks or even a little hookie, but he's still Strictly Business in an establishment like the Crystal Pavilion. What the frag kind of boot camp are the Decepticon's attending that the offer of fun, flings and frags are not appealing?!
There is still the offer of the gala ... How many drinks to get Longarm a little more interested in present company? He's all but chassis height to Echo, shouldn't be too hard.
"Very well. I shall ensure that upon arrival I am short circuiting every functioning processor" 'Shoreline' smiles, mentally compiling a list of all the places he will need to go to get himself ready for such an event if his role is Distract. He'd need a new paint job, for starters. A full wax, buff and polish, ideally scented. He'd need to have his silks steamed and his accessories polished. Yes. He would ensure that not a single functional thought occurred for the first few hours of that event.
A servo extended to Longarm, to help him rise from the lounge, and Echo is ready to shuffle the little fellow back to the front of house where 'Shoreline' could actually have some fun. As much a delight this game of Cat and Mouse is, he's undercover in a courtesan house. You don't talk here.
Whether Shoreline is actually disappointed in someway or his subdued reaction is just acknowledgement that the courtesan's cover story doesn't have to be play acted for their interactions in particular, Shockwave cares little. Objectively speaking, the teal mech was definitely attractive.
Under different circumstances? Who knows. The spy wouldn't be one to object, necessarily.
And in other situations, Shockwave was no stranger to using any level of seductions and coercion to get what he wanted.
But now? When he's this far into a multi-millennia long deep cover mission in enemy territory, where any oversights and mistakes could mean critical failure....? Longarm's a little too focused for such illogical distractions...
...so the opportunity is willfully left to fly over Longarm's helm without a care.
He's just glad he's acquired the other's cooperation for the Gala night and to work together moving forward.
"I look forward to seeing it.~" The Prime smiles.
As Echo signals their time is up, Longarm easily follows the prompt. Getting up from his seat and following the taller mech out. Already running several mental checklists that he can get started on completing once he leaves the establishment. Such as gaining access to and reviewing the schematics for the array he needs to sabotage. Setting up payment line to The Crystal Pavilion. What paperwork at the office needed to get done by end of day-
He definitely was All Business, and considered this task successfully completed.
Servos idly clasped at his back as he wanders along after Longarm, escorting him from the client area back to where patrons of the evening could mill and chatter, and it seemed almost rude to depart so chastely. Longarm is too short to lean up on pede tips for a kiss. 'Shoreline' is too tall to lean down for it without some intervention of a claw tipped chin. But, Longarm apparently needed a believable cover as to why he'd suddenly popped by the Crystal Pavilion, by personal invitation of one of the establishment's finest, when it was rare to see him in public outside various functions and galas.
Oh, he'll give a reason.
Lowering his helm with a faint lean, and Echo was placing a gentle press of glossed lips above that cute little gemstone, and pulling back with a smug little hum. You want a reason Longarm Prime of the Intelligence Division is at the Crystal Pavilion? Why, him of course.
"See you at the gala, darling~" 'Shoreline' smirks, talons tracing those cute little shoulder treads in passing as he struts off, ready to work the floor until he conveniently finds his next appointment. He already seems some familiar faces lighting up in spotting the courtesan, but he will toy with them a little first. It isn't often Shorline takes on a new client, and seems Longarm has poached that role for this month...
He personally didn't feel like brofist's were romantic in any way but then again he stopped trying to understand Seacrest a long time ago...the mech is clearly a nutjob with a cog...
" Or of my spark....really? I never say romantic scrap like that, he'll know something is up."
"Just say you've been reading some romance novels and were inspired. They like that" Seacrest beams, giving Dee's helm a little jiggle before letting him go.
"I can hook you up with some good ones if you need some.... They make Reader x Megatronus"

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"Well, Darkwing has a big enough target on me already as it is!" Orion shrugs and splashes back with a grin. " On any of the miners, really. I'm not too worried about it. I know when the line is drawn in the sand, not to cross it. I mess with him just enough that I'm more of an annoyance, if anything."
Orion nods and points at Seacrest. "Yeah, Cresty. Just a dumb nickname I came up with! We broke into the hall of records earlier! He's helping me find out some info on our missing Matrix of Leadership. "
"I assume it boils down to a power trip? Higher rank than you and possessing a transformation cog?" Echo hums, having noticed the gaping hole in Orion's chassis early on and quickly connecting the dots. Odd, however, that it seems to be the ones without the power that comes with a cog being the ones to do the manual labor.
"... Hall of Records" Echo says as he looks over at Seacrest, sprawled up to his chin in foam and looking quite content.
"Yeah. Security ain't even armed. However, pretty sure we went to the wrong section. Nothin' but snails, so gotta hit it again with a map for the right section"
Chuckling a little, she settles the Gibson back into her lap, tracing the outline of the image once again before turning her attention back to practicing.
"Yeah, that's my Bulk."
A familiar engine revs not far off, crooked smile tugging at her lips. "Far as gettin an autograph, you can ask him yerself."
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The armored SUV lurches ahead, unfamiliar signature immediately putting him on edge. Skidding as he rounds the final corner, Bulkhead releases a relieved exvent at seeing Miko unharmed. Yet he knew all too well that could change in an instant.
Tucking into a roll as he reverts back into his alt mode, the titan's blaster is charged and at the ready as he slides to a stop, optics locked onto the D3cepticon sigil in the center of the bots chest. His pale blue stare lifts slowly.
"You got 10 nanokliks to explain yerself. So... let's hear it."
Yeah, that's my Bulk.
Oh, Sweet Primus.
Flipping the card back around to look at it, clearly having quite a lot of thoughts as he stares down into holographic explosions and badassery, and he's weighing up his options. This card is rare, and it is valuable. Muppet McRound could just crush it in his fist, and he's back to square one of sourcing cards post war.
Does it put Seacrest in a better light to offer out a card which clearly highlights his prowess in battle as a Wrecker? Or do you play it safe and offer out a basic glitch common card.
Helm lifting at the distant engine, and he's probably just going to have to stick with his ⭐⭐⭐ as rummaging through his subspace is probably unwise if they come roaring aorund the corner.
Oh boy.
He is .... So much larger in person.
".......................... She play riffs good"
Servo's lifting slowly up by his helm in a 'no weapons, we G' gesture, before veeery slowly lifting the servo with the Battle Card just a little higher.
"So, big fan, Mr Bulkhead, Sir" Yes, ranks are good. Ranks are nice. No violence with ranks. "... Any chance of an Autograph?"
"I've learned to cook a bit during this assignment."
Simple things, at least. Nothing fancy. That's what company parties and galas were for.
"It's rather good fuel." He agrees. There was certaintly all sorts of goodies. Like jellies.
But nothing beat take out. Like the burger Longarm was finally getting into the middle of.
Also means he can use the stealth mode of bumping into someone, and either using one hand to stabilise their tray while the other or that whip like tail yoinks the snack of choice.
"Alright. Well I don't wanna set your digs on fire trying to cool something, so I get the shopping list and you cook if youre in the mood?" Otherwise, Longarm is just going to find him merrily munching on junk snacks for a meal. Or booze. Or both. High grade jelly jets are just ⭐👌. Chefs kiss. Now that is something he can make. Illicit nibblies. Pre boxed, add the wet stuff and some stuffi, and slap it in the oven.
... Can we get our boss high?
"In terms of assistant hours, I assume I am there before and after you, right? Since I am running your errands or keeping your schedule in order? Or do we carpool?"
"Afternoons, then.~"
He notes, lightly smirking back. 'Book Club' was all Shockwave had planned, considering the point of their meetings was intel sharing.
"I am indeed asking you out on a date. And do hope you'll shine as brightly as a gemstone for me on that night. The host will survive.~"
The biggest distraction. Steal the show.
Afternoons. Well, at least Echo is good at hiding the clear disappointment that this mech does not want him for his looks or even a little hookie, but he's still Strictly Business in an establishment like the Crystal Pavilion. What the frag kind of boot camp are the Decepticon's attending that the offer of fun, flings and frags are not appealing?!
There is still the offer of the gala ... How many drinks to get Longarm a little more interested in present company? He's all but chassis height to Echo, shouldn't be too hard.
"Very well. I shall ensure that upon arrival I am short circuiting every functioning processor" 'Shoreline' smiles, mentally compiling a list of all the places he will need to go to get himself ready for such an event if his role is Distract. He'd need a new paint job, for starters. A full wax, buff and polish, ideally scented. He'd need to have his silks steamed and his accessories polished. Yes. He would ensure that not a single functional thought occurred for the first few hours of that event.
A servo extended to Longarm, to help him rise from the lounge, and Echo is ready to shuffle the little fellow back to the front of house where 'Shoreline' could actually have some fun. As much a delight this game of Cat and Mouse is, he's undercover in a courtesan house. You don't talk here.
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"Why the frag not? He's a jerk! Darkwing bullies the other miners and rushes us through our refuel breaks! I say he deserves it!" Orion laughs and splashes back. " But don't worry, I've never said it to his face, though. Always behind his back and when he's out of auditory range."
Orion sits back in the bath again and sighs, "Yeah. I mean, I'm not worried about that. Sneaking you in could get me in trouble, not that I'm a stranger to trouble." He chuckles, " Only authorized miners and supervisors are allowed down there, though I guess it plays back into it being unsafe for just anyone else buuuut..." He trails off, looking the other over and shrugs, "You aren't ordinary bots, and you can definately handle yourself, from what I've seen so far with Cresty."
Flick! Flick! Flick! Get splashed, idiot.
"Still, all it takes is someone to overhear you and then you will have a bigger problem than if he did hear you. You don't slag off a superior in a way that can lead back to you" Echo chuckles. If you plan ot do something outside the norm, ensure you are not caught...
'Don't'
"Cresty?" Echo repeats, turning to look over at Seacrest with a raised brow.
'Don't'
"And just what have you two gotten up to to know 'Cresty' can handles himself?" (Oh yeah, he's got a new name to bully Seacrest with now.
"Hmmmnnn....."
He's more than happy to lay claim to the nuggets. They went well with his burger....
"Rations from cafeteria mess or groceries from home if I'm not ordering take out."
He shrugs his shoulders lightly.
"I don't really go out of my way for fuel unless it's for the occasional craving. Or if Longarm has to impress at some important dinner."
He rolled his optics lightly at the last statement.
"Closest to groceries we got on the field was stirring minerals into our rations to improve the flavour, or holding energon over the fire to heat it if the biome was cold. Never really tried my hand at cooking" Nor will he. Unless it is something you get from the store that is a 'Add hot water and wait 90 seconds' or 'microwave for 2 minutes', he's pretty much out.
"But good to know I can pop downstairs for fuel" They got a mess hall? Hell yeah! He's gonna suss out all the specials and First In First Served goodies of the day. Oh damn. Do they have energon jelly!?
"Money is definitely not a concern in my position. Tell me, do you prefer afternoon or evening bookings..?"
Now that Longarm knew who his contact exactly was, he was more than willing to play along for both of their benefits. It would be genuinely impossible to hide when they met, so the best strategy would be to just fully lean into it.
Actually -
"As a matter of fact, there's this upcoming gala meant to celebrate the completion of a new deep space communications array. I plan to attend to make sure absolutely nothing goes wrong with it when it launches operation that night...~"
He starts, raising an optic bridge at Shoreline,
"Care to be my date for the evening? Paid at premium rate, of course.~"
"That wholly depends. If it is simply a session of me catching you up on my findings, an afternoon will be fine. If you intend to actually utilise the 'Pavilion's services, then an evening" 'Shoreline' smirks. If he and Longarm are just going to play Book Club together, he'd rather have an evening shift to himself to rake in the big bucks. He has to be equal parts accessible so his ratings among patrons don't drop, and mythic so that the allure and FOMO keep patrons clamoring for his attention.
"Why, Longarm, Sir, are you asking me out on a date?" Echo mock gasps, a servo coming to splay across his chassis in jest of shock. But he will indeed clear his schedule for that evening. If Longarm is asking him to attend, it is not for free high grade. There is someone or something he needs, and it is a two mech job.
"But I accept. Will you get in much trouble if outdo the host in terms of beauty?" AKA, how big a distraction do you need me to be?
"Huh. Okay." Orion shrugs it off. If they didn't know who, there was no need for him to press the question. His eyes lit up though when Echo tells him about the mining work they did and whirls to face Seacrest, optics wide and bright.
"Wait. you guys mine too? You never told me that!!!" Orion sits back scratching his chin trying to think. "Or did you? I cant remember. " He laughs and shrugs. "But wow, getting to see other worlds, not being stuck in one place sounds pretty cool."
He seems to consider Echos proposition, scratching his chin again as he considers how he'll sneak the mech in.
"Sure! I mean, it would have to be when shifts are done for the day. Not that I don't you can handle yourselves, but my supervisor Darkwing is a bit of a valve and a pain to deal with."
"Huh. I didn't?" Seacrest frowns, knowing he'd told Dee and shown off some drills to Jazz, but maybe in all their heisting and shenanigans they hadn't exactly had a sit down of what he did when he wasn't gallivanting through the multiverse making friends.
"Orion! You can't call him that" Echo laughs, digits flicking a playful little splash at the miner at such language but he's called people far worse. Still, now he is curious what kind of behaviour has such a sweet little cogless calling another mech A Valve.
"Ah, don't worry Darlin'. I am sure Darkwing won't give me any trouble. Everyone loves me. But if it has to be an after hours tour, that is quite alright by me. I would hate to distract people operating heavy machinery"
"That'll work. I left it to 'poor performance in integral skill areas'. Boot camp records can be notoriously empty of detail depending on just who was handling the file.~"
False expectations would give the element of surprise if things went south, after all.
"These nuggets are good. Haven't tried them before."
He idly comments, looking at the one he'd bit in curiously for a moment before popping the rest into his mouth.
Well, if someone decides to rough house with him later, he's been off world categorizing known energon deposits (not a lie) which usually has fauna involved (also not a lie). Boot camp graduate? Well it is more or less universal training of throw hands or combative moves against your opponent. The weird ass equanoid made out of coral and flowing sea grass is an erratic blurr of teeth and hooves. Much harder to fight.
"See? Primey Privilege" Seacrest grins as he slides the nuggets closer, the spoils of war under the order name but he's pretty content with his mineral chunks and waffled fries and big ass burger.
"So, if you aren't bragging your rank every time you walk into a restaurant for the best seat or fastest order, what do you eat here?"

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He def agrees that a few bots on his feed are Daddys....
Redundancies and dead ends were par the course for this line of work. But even those things could be useful. It show where information cycled around, it showed what sources were useless. Shockwave had learned that even red herrings had their uses.
Digits still when Shoreline speaks up.
Five minutes....?!
Right. One of Cybertron's most in demand courtesans. Longarm wasn't the only one with a restricting timetable....
"Understood."
With a small disappointed vent, he simply nods and clicks out of everything. Then he'll hold out the data pad for the other to take back.
"I'll make sure our future meets are adequate time blocks." He nods.
Oh. The shanix this place was going to make off of Longarm Prime....
Well, maybe if you'd spent more time striking up a conversation and less time brushing him off, you'd have more time to peruse his collection?
That must have been very hard, to hand back the datapad with so many little secrets waiting a click away, but polished digits are taking the offered datapad to stow it safely in his subspace with a smile.
"Yes. Perhaps, now that you have a pass granting you access to this fine establishment at any hour of operation, you might even like to book my time for an afternoon or evening? I assume as a Prime, money is not much of a concern for you" Oh, the Crystal Pavilion was going to make quite a profit this year off their newest client.
While Echo could just send an comm with his findings, that is not as fun as causing a flurry of FOMO amongst his patrons. What do you mean the Blue Diamond has been bought out for a whole day!? By who!? When can I see them next!? Nothing against his colleagues or their ability, but his list of clientele had some very particular demands he doubted they could ever fulfil...