look the ideal future is me having a strong girlfriend/wife who can effortlessly swing a sword but i know that future means me staring at her anxiously as she does sick sword stuff and going “babe, is that safe? babe are you sure you should do that? babe please be careful. babe. babe maybe we can just stare admiringly at that sword instead” 

I think now that we’re in 2017 we can stop villainizing the witch from Hänsel and Gretel. Some kids ate her house. She gets to eat them. It was a fair deal.

sometimes it be like that

lady gaga who?

um, rude? let her enjoy her snack in peace

pls go to brazil

where is young thug

Please send feet pics

show bobs and vangene

Please excuse the bones

Here Lies Johnny Pisshands

None Pizza Left Beef

what’s good homeboy lol