The coolest girl you'll never know

I think she should do 9/11, that would be such a siiiick wedding date xD

i fucking hate the “this is the good luck post.” Girl stop contributing to a superstitious environment with ur anecdotes there’s a million goddamn notes on it it’s statistically reasonable that a bunch of people remember the good things that happen after they reblog it

this is the statistically reasonable post, reblogging it will have no effect except for putting this post on your blog

guys this post really works! I reblogged it and it really did put the post on my blog! you need to try it!

If I don’t see each and every single one of you reblogging this, I swear to god

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

i don’t CARE if you’re tanning i SAID i wanna play MERMAIDS

I'm playing mermaids in rivers you've never even Perceived

I hope this reblog causes at least 3 abortions <3

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

As a proud bisexual, I'm rebblogging this.

TIL: I grow from the ground

This is what I look like btw

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

How it felt when my bisexual ass fell deeply in love with another girl in my conservative ass Texas town in 9th grade and knew we could never be together because of the danger it would put both of us in since my family was all Christian extremists. It was nearly half my life ago but, fuck, I still feel it so deeply.

Why do I feel this in my soul?

Ken was created from Barbie’s rib

Can I substitute any stretching by eating many vegetable? I like vegetable more than stretching :(