scungles babey

the habitual apologizer has something she wants to say

sunday nights are an evil experiment and we must stay strong and get through them

a crown of candy is just like. first you will experience sorrow and catharsis. now you will meet the sexiest fictional woman to ever exist in a media property. now you will cry laughing. now you will experience sorrow and catharsis. now you will meet the sexiest fictional w

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

let’s go to a bathroom and you flush the cocaine and i’ll take the pregnancy test

You're in her dm's, I'm in her group chat where the whole squad is laughing at the screenshots she is sharing of the weird sad little men in her dm's.

my safe clothing items that I wear day in day out for years and years should never break or rip or wear down. the power of friendship should stop that kind of thing

Vic’s lil crossed legs get me every time

so fucking stupid that meds literally work. "swallow this pebble it makes you think" hateful