Anyone else just be sexting but going about their business otherwise? I'm convinced this is a skill men lack. Men always be like "fuck thats hot Im so hard now" and I be like "oh haha great. Anywho I'm listening to Dido"

longest sexting session i ever had was an hour and a half and i spent the entire time picking out pillows at home goods to match a quilt i got at a flea market. men really be clueless

just make it exist. you can always make it good later.

old people are right about crosswords and morning stretches i will admit

feminine intuition is the oldest magic in existence

i do feel somewhat ruined forever. but it’s okay we stay silly

i think janitor should be the highest paying job in a society

im not kidding im not kidding have you ever been inside a public bathroom