I forgot how this all works

every day i wake up and i have to come up with foods to eat

Wait, if their names are puns on their power, then Violet is ultraviolet which is invisible to the human eye.

SHUT UP.

13 years

Y'all are gonna flip your shit when i tell you about Dash

“Slide my boy a stack for his troubles”

an angel and a saint

This is actually really cute I love it

wow a week’s worth of macaroni for only $1

hey are you ok

tumblr veteran aesthetic: you see a post you have no memories of on ur dash but yet you have apparently liked it at some point

i hope trump looks at the eclipse with his bare eyes

i started writing original fiction because of a comment i got on a house md fic i wrote when i was 12 years old. someone said “this is out of character, house and wilson would never act like this.” so i thought, “if i make my own characters, no one can ever tell me they’re out of character, because i decide,” and i started planning my first novel. now i’m 23 and i’ve written 4 novel-length works, i have a degree in publishing and i work at a literary magazine, largely because someone insulted my house fanfiction. follow your dreams.

succeed out of spite