Microwaving characters like it's fine dining

*smashes you over the head with a potion bottle but it was a healing potion and it heals you for the exact amount of damage i dealt you* oh… uh. hm. do you think you could just lay on the floor and pretend to be unconscious

uhhh i guess that’s reasonable. how long? maybe five to ten seconds?

longer. *aside, to my minion* how long does it take to set up the heinous device?

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I expect the tumblr void gods to eat this but @ mutuals would you date an evil version of yourself???

I’ve already done it before I’ll do it again

its really telling where you learned about lapis lazuli. put yours in the tags