girl on girl action enthusiast

10 minutes in watching forbidden fruits and if this movie doesn't end in foursome I'll be seriously disappointed

well i guess that was as close to a foursome as it could get

FABRICCCCCC?!??!?!?

florence welch was right. it picks me up puts me down chews me up spits me out a hundred times a day picks me up puts me down i'm always running from something i push it back but it keeps on coming and being clever never got me very far

When I was training to be a paramedic, we had one student ask the instructor what to do in the event of a marijuana overdose. The instructor said "Tell him to take two twinkies and call you in the morning."

The BEST trope is when a character tells another “let’s run away together, we can leave all of this behind and start a new life somewhere” and gets rejected. And then the rest of the tragedy unfolds

there’s something very wrong with me, it’s called ‘I don’t want to do anything, ever’ and they said it’s chronic

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)