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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

Poly! Ghostface

Prepare yourself for two things:

If all three of you are cuddling, you're gonna get squished between them. Stu is clingy, and Billy has a tendency to get handsy.

If you're cuddling with just Stu, he is going to turn into an octopus. (Versus cuddling with just Billy, who's pretty chill as far as cuddling goes).

Movie night becomes a cuddle pile within the first five minutes of the film, no matter what film it is.

Stu is also a total sucker for when you lay on top of him, and he can wrap his arms around you and not let you move.

If you're on top of Billy, expect it to get a little spicy, even if that wasn't the original intent. He CAN behave himself, but why would he?

Bo Sinclair

Listen. The man is emotionally stunted. I whole heartedly believe that he would HATE the idea– at first.

Once you've been around for awhile, and he KNOWS you aren't going anyway, it's probably gonna be a different story.

Congrats! Your love and affection has created an absolute MONSTER.

You're right here next to him, you're HIS, and you're gorgeous, so good luck getting him to keep his hands off of you in GENERAL.

Cuddling in bed, pulling you into his lap when you're both sitting down, somehow ending up all sprawled out and then tangled up when you lay on the couch together– it will definitely become a constant.

He likes when he can have you all tucked up against his chest the best.

Sometimes, he'll wake up with his back to you, and you're all cuddled up to his back with one arm draped across him, your legs all tangled together. He'll never admit it, but he considers it one of the best ways to wake up.

Brahms Heelshire

It takes awhile before he's really comfortable with it, surprisingly. Or maybe not so surprisingly– I mean, when was the last time the poor boy had ANY physical contact or affection, let alone something like hugs and cuddling?

The first time the two of you sleep in the same bed together, you don't even touch– he sleeps facing you, though, but you aren't even sure if or when he fell asleep, because he wouldn't take the mask off while you were awake.

It'll probably start slow– he'll want to hold onto your hand, sleep a little closer, inch his way closer to the Ultimate Cuddling.

When it does reach that point, he WILL not let you go once the two of you wake up in the mornings.

You'll say you have things to do, a whole LIST of them actually, but he'll whine and complain and keep his arms hooked around your waist. He's crafty, and strong, so good luck worming your way free.

Good news for you though, is that now you have something to use as leverage! Only good boys get cuddles.

He shapes up pretty quickly.

Carrie White

She likes to lay her head on your chest if you're cuddling in bed.

Apologizes for how long her hair is and how it gets everywhere the first few times you cuddle, so you can either run your fingers through it and assure her that you don't mind, or you can offer to braid her hair for her. (She would LOVE that).

She is no stranger to being a big spoon though!

Especially if you're sick, or sad, or going through something rough, she'll pull you into bed and wrap her arms around you, like she can shield you from anything bad with just her love alone. (Or the telekinesis).

If you want to be the one holding her, she prefers to be facing your chest, with your arms around her. It makes her feel safe, and its VERY warm.

Jason Vorhees

Look me on the FACE and tell me he isn't the kind of guy to just scoop you up and let you lay on top of him.

He's big enough to pull it off, and its probably comforting and nice for both of you, so its CLEARLY the best possible option.

He particularly likes it when you fall asleep like that. He can feel your breathing, hear your heartbeat with how quiet the woods are, and its so peaceful and calm.

He may not always be the best at anything that has to do with relationships, but this Big Boy was made for huggin', and cuddling is basically prolonged hugging, so he is amazing at it.

Warmer than you would have thought he would he, and very gentle– he is a lot bigger and stronger than you (or, anyone, really), and is very aware of it, and the LAST thing he wants to do is hurt you!

His worst fear is probably accidentally rolling over on top of you, which is another reason he prefers to just start out with you laying on top of him.

Will wordlessly suggest it if you're sick or sad or just really cold, by sitting down and opening up his arms.

Jennifer Check

Big proponent of cuddling after sex, thats for sure. But not at the beginning of a relationship– oh no no no.

Cuddling is ONLY for you a little ways into the relationship, because YOU are the only motherfucker who can handle her person who knows that she's still a softie on the inside, beneath all of that popular-cheerleader man-eating demon stuff.

It's such a vulnerable activity. If the two of you had just started seeing each other, she would still probably be scoffing and rolling her eyes at all the cutesy stuff, cuddling included.

Give her a few months, though; soon enough, you'll be waking up to her latched onto you, like a demon life-vest.

She loves cuddling on the couch during movies; whether she's sitting on your lap or you sitting on hers, it doesn't matter, but lap sitting IS necessary.

She loves to run her fingers through your hair, and leave kisses all over different parts of you, wherever she can reach.

The Man (Hush)

One of those people that likes to have the side of his bed against the wall, and he'll make you lay on that side so that it'll be even harder to get away from him. You'll have to do that weird awkward scoot down the bed or attempt to climb over him, which is a good way to get even more tangled up.

Wraps his arms around you, whether you're facing him or not doesn't matter, but if your back is to his chest, expect him to sneak a LOT of kisses to the back of your neck, and your shoulders, and your jawline..... anywhere he can reach.

He's probably the kind of person who, even if he isn't planning on doing anything dirty, will find a way to get his hand up your shirt, resting it on your stomach or your hip or you back. He just prefers the feeling of your skin.

If his hand is on your back, expect him to run his fingers up and down your spine. (ESPECIALLY if you tend to get the shivers– he loves that shit).

Vincent Sinclair

I mean, lets be real, the first time it happens it was probably an accident.

You happen to fall asleep in the same bed, and wake up cuddled together.

If he wakes up first, he's probably going to sneak out before you wake up. If you wake up first, it would probably be nice to subtly roll away from him before he wakes up, so he doesn't wake up to a heart attack.

Like his brother, he's a little emotionally stunted, but in a different way. Cuddling is a very concentrated form of affection, and its a LOT for him.

But don't worry! Also like his brother, he will grow very attached to it the longer you're together.

It's one of the only surefire ways to get him to sleep. Lay your head on his chest and wrap your arm around his waist, and he won't even CONSIDER getting up unless its an absolute emergency. (This way, you know that even if he isn't sleeping, he's resting, which is still good).

Michael being grumpy that one of his socks slipped off in his boot but he's too fuckin stubborn to fix it so he's just gonna sit there like