Occasionally Witty, Always A Bit Unusual

I don’t know if you’ve actually seen this episode, but Pam invites the entire office to her art show that she’s been gearing up for for a really long time. Nobody shows up except for Oscar and his partner (and they critique her work, calling her “lacking in courage” among other things, not realizing she is standing right behind them) and then Michael. And Michael is the only one who tells her she is great just for putting herself out there, and the only one who places value on what she’s done, and he points out all the little details she got right and notices absolutely every bit of hard work she put into it. And then treats Pam like the artist she is by not just paying her for her art, but displaying it where literally everyone can see it.

that feele whereupon you’ve trained since birth to be a master of arms but three weakened peasents with long sticks hath unhorsed you

Well maybe we wouldn’t sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with

RUN FOR YOU LIVES, EVERYONE! IT’S THE APPETIZER!

HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, OLD MAN?!

We’re not ugly! We just stink!

IT’S AN ALASKAN BULL WORM.

What the heck is a Sal-lad!?

RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE ME THE FORMULONI

IT’S JUST THE THREE OF US. YOU, ME, AND THIS BRICK WALL YOU BUILT BETWEEN US.

You know, if I were to die right now, in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be okay.

“F” IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER!

“Well, they had piercing red eyes, metal pinchers for hands, and they ran on batteries.”

Mr. Krabs said I could hep by burying myself!

OH NO HE’S HOT!

your creature name

baeoku

Keren

having responsibility when you’re already an anxious mess