Scraplette

If dangerous, why friend shaped?

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Like, was he just lying there at night, dreaming of world domination and thinking, "Okay, so we capture all the tailed beasts - rip them out of their hosts - combine them back into the ten-tails, of which I will become the host - I entrap the world in an infinite genjutsu - hmmm. We'll need matching robes. A tasteful black-and-red design with a classical cloud pattern, that should do it. Also mani-pedis. Maybe I'll let them choose the shade, but they do have to get both the hands and feet done. We're a proper secret ninja society."

(And like. These are nice mani-pedis. You can tell because Hidan's robes might get progressively shredded, but his nail polish never so much as chips - and yes, I realise that on a meta level, that's because chipped nail polish is a detail beyond the level of the show's animation, but in-universe, I think we can conclude that Kakuzu definitely has a budget line for nail salon visits.)

In which commutation attempts are made from Brainstorm and Perceptor.