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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Jules of Nature
Peter Solarz

if i look back, i am lost
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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One Nice Bug Per Day
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Acquired Stardust

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Keni
occasionally subtle
I'd rather be in outer space đ¸

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girl helppp
forcefemmed future self
the replies are even worse
Scottish government currently has a bunch of ads up to get screened for lung cancer, but for some reason theyâve decided to personify cancer as some sort of gothic butch milf and Iâm obsessed with her
I know I already said it in a reblog 2 years ago, but... the french orangina ads :
No way thats called Orangina
Out of Touch
Out of Touch Thursday
OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY
but im out of my head when youâre not aroundâŚ
happy birthday.
this is the only out of touch thursday you can reblog this
KONATA OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY IZUMI IS MY TWIN????!
woaahh happy out of touch birthursday julia
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do you guys think there are worms who fetishize being put on fish hooks
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"A snack? For me?"

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lighting study with quincy... i think i might have fumbled him hard BUT I DONT WANT TO RESET.....
i may agree with your stances on the fuckability of bug-type pokemon and heavy machinery, but your analysis of the nineteen-twenties soviet economy, much like your marvelous vagina, is of minimal depth
here's some more unsolicited adult advice as someone in her 30s who knows there are a lot of twenty somethings and teens that follow her: if you're trying to build a new habit you really want, and are struggling, you have to break it down to the smallest building block possible. If you're failing, you haven't thought small enough. I know it's possible to hear stories of people who just snapped into new life mode one day by "just deciding", but truly what's happening there is a confluence of events and experiences that force the brain into some sort of epiphany. You cannot will an epiphany. It'll never work. For most times of your life, you will need to build habits intentionally, and that means not working against yourself and to set micro goals. like laughably tiny goals. because once that easy tiny goal is met, you can build off it, tiny goal after tiny goal until you reach your big goal.
so for example, if you want to be a morning person that gets up at ass crack dawn so that you can work out, eat brekkie, shower, and get to work at a leisurely pace, and you're not that person because you will hit your snooze button 800 times, you have to get the big picture goal out of your head. think smaller. "I want to get up 15 minutes earlier than I normally do." If you can't do that, make it 5 minutes. "I want to cook breakfast every day" hell no too big. "I want to eat something, anything, before I leave the house" hell yeah, fantastic. When you go to the grocery store to make sure there are things in the house for breakfast, if you keep buying bagels and microwave sandwiches that you ignore, you gotta think smaller. SMALLER. What's something so easy to eat that you'll never say no to. Is it a yogurt? Is it a handful of grapes? Is it a hostess ho ho? is it hot cheetos? FORGET the big picture of the fantasy put-together woman preparing a full nutritious meal that you'd be proud to admit to. Think only of the smallest goal you can achieve. If you know you can't say no to an ice cream sandwich, put a ton of ice cream sandwiches in your freezer and have one for breakfast every day until it's so instilled in you that you gotta get up to eat something you can start diversifying.
It sounds like, from the lack of habit place, that must take forever. But really it doesn't take too long to form the habit once the discipline kicks in. the trick is that you have to give your brain something easy to become disciplined to. If it's too hard, think easier and smaller. No one has to know. Literally no one in the gd world has to know that for 4 weeks when you were 22 you had an ice cream sandwich for breakfast every day. who cares. If it gets you eating oatmeal with fresh fruit in a few months who cares. you did it, yay. smaller, easier. if you can't do it, think smaller and easier. smaller!! EASIER!!! You are not thinking smaller and easier enough. break your brain thinking how small and easy you can go. SMALLER. EVEN SMALLER, SIS.
I love this advice so much. To help build a teeth brushing habit, some really small things to try is to just get into the habit of doing a regular dry brush. Once you've got the hang of it, add toothpaste. Once you've done that, try brushing twice a day. Add flossing at any point. Just take your very small steps and start adding a bit more when the last step feels less monumentally impossible.
A step at a time, my darlings. â¤ď¸
Remember to brush and floss your teeth!
Yeah that tracks
Man you could just do stuff back then huh
Can you even call yourself a con artist if youâre not legally changing your name to avoid false advertising laws?
CRIPES
... Brush and floss your teeth!
your month, your flower friend!

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You know technology literacy is dying because I saw this meme with 76k likes
F11 the full screen button? Youâre scared of the full screen button? F10?? It opens the menu bar???
Computers are so scary what if I accidentally hit F12 in a steam game and it takes a screenshot. What if I press shift + F12 while in word and accidentally save my document đ
If you had to learn what the F keys on your computer do through me reblogging this post, then I'm glad you did. Computer literacy is not a skill that gets taught anymore, and it is absolutely one that needs to be taught in order to be learned. Don't ever feel bad for not knowing something, but âď¸ don't ever stop learning learning about your environment, the tools you use, and especially the people around you
Never stop learning+ Never stop sharing what you learned
I just now remembered when I was a kid my mom had a collection of prosthetic glass eyes I used to love playing with and immediately following that deep and profound nostalgia were the rapidfire trifecta of thoughts that were âI wonder where they wentâ, âwhere can I get more nowâ, and âthat probably wasnât normalâ
only My House kids remember classic childhood icons such as Prosthetic Glass Eyes and Loose Bag of Wolf Teeth. Like and subscribe if you were a My House kid. Hashtag #MyHouse
Remember the viral My House sensation that was Exact Anatomical Model Of Your Motherâs Mouth From Before Her Experimental Dental Surgery? Now thatâs what I call #MyHouse
And who could forget other hit classics from My House days, such as:
Barbie doll clothes sewn out of rat fur
A coffee can full of old keys
A bottle of Exâcla-maâtion perfume from 1984
An actual mouse trap
Shotgun shells from around the yard
Bucket OâSnakes
Mason jar with a candle in it
24 different kinds of rusty nails and a rock
Grandmaâs Animal Bones
The infamous Puddle Of Wet Tar
Dead Grandmaâs Horrifying Papier-Mache Dolls From The Old Country
A Horrifying VHS tape of Woody Woodpecker Volume One that keeps appearing on the top of the pile no matter how many times you try to hide itâs dead, soulless eyes
The Mummified Cat Under The House That Will Absolutely Move If You Get Too Close
A Polly Pocket dress you can chew on
A stuffed koala made out of real animal skin that sheds when you touch it
A bag of cinnamon
The 7 foot deep cement pit full of stagnant water in the front yard that you canât get close to because if you fall in thereâs no way out and you know itâs true because you found a whole ass dead sheep floating in it once
Raisins!
53,000,000,000,000 stainless steel calligraphy nibs
âŚ..my momâs were better
From what I can tell this is the standard level of sexual dimorphism for booktok romance couples
Most interesting thing about this post is people tagging it as like âstraight people version of yaoi size dynamicsâ like. Letâs all stop and think for a second where the âpenetrative sexual partner is large, dominant, and masculine; the penetrated sexual partner is small, submissive, and feminineâ thing (and the presumption of these roles being a necessity and immutable) might also come from.
And now it's "more tall bottoms!" "let the tiny girl PEG the man" let us instead continue this thought exercise and examine why we presume that a sexual relationship must be defined around a penetrator/penetrated dynamic, or that there must by necessity be "A top" or "A bottom" and that these roles cannot be fluid, or that penetrative sex is a necessity in a relationship to begin with, or that penetration is an act of dominance and humiliation and by extension it's a Subversive Feminist Win for the Bigger and/or Masculine party to receive, or that these misogynistic-homophobic ideals can be meaningfully addressed by simply Reversing the dynamic. My final message........goodbye..........
Megatron wants you to have deeper than surface level takes on the topics of gender and sexuality
Crimetober 1-9
Because birds are criminals.
new favorite AO3 comment dropped. short, simple, to the point. made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt.

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the most annoying people are people who don't understand storytelling. they be like "oooo how convenient that this thing happened to the main character in the very beginning". yeah no shit. that's why the story begins here
"If this one things hadn't happened the main character wouldn't be so important" You mean the catalyst? If the catalyst of the plot didn't happen the plot wouldn't happen? Dude, that's fucking crazy. No, seriously, it's so crazy that in the book "What Happens After The Catalyst" the catalyst is the only reason the story takes place.