aislynne

dont look at me with those big beautiful eyes im trying to be Weird and evil to you

normal girl no symptoms

they need to invent magic.spell that flosses and brushes my teeth for me and also tuckes me into bed soso cozy

my problem is i love bits too much. can never resist a good bit. you set out a piece of cheese under a box propped up by a stick with a string tied to it i'll fall for it just because it'd be funny

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

I love this post

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

I’m not a person I’m just 3 mental illness stacked on top of each other wearing a trench coat

ohhh. ok, got it (doesn’t get it). wait what? Oooohhhhhhhhh okay!! (still doesn’t get it)

Yeah

nailing myself to the cross. for attention